A bit of humour

Alligators can live up to a hundred years…

…which is why there’s an increased chance, that they’ll see you later.

I have a joke about procrastination, but I'll tell it to you later.

What kind of pants do psychics wear?

Just a paranormal pants.

Mary had a little lamb.

The doctor fainted.
 
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View attachment 499200 I do. Teacher Geoff Sykes didn't even need to turn around to score a bullseye.

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We had a French mistress in Year 9 who would have won the world championship in duster throwing. You can imagine, year 9 boys (year 9 is rotten anyway, and no teenage boy is remotely interested in French)o first. Madame would tell Bryan H he was her "bete noir" then piff the duster at him. He was the favourite target. I reckon 60 years later he's probably still got a dent in his forehead
 
We had a French mistress in Year 9 who would have won the world championship in duster throwing. You can imagine, year 9 boys (year 9 is rotten anyway, and no teenage boy is remotely interested in French)o first. Madame would tell Bryan H he was her "bete noir" then piff the duster at him. He was the favourite target. I reckon 60 years later he's probably still got a dent in his forehead
And yet every year 9 boy is interested in using French letters! 😉
 

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