Homer
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I've got a flight on Friday 13 January from SYD-BNE departing at 10am AEDT. So at 10am this morning I tried selecting my seats on the VA web site. Aside from the fact that I had to login to "Manage" my booking twice - once on the new-look skin and, once I'd done that, again on the older look - the page advised that advanced seat selection was only available 14 days prior to the flight. As 10am AEDT today is 14 days prior to my flight I called the Velocity Platinum number to query it.
The agent was friendly, however in that "I know more than you do about everything" condescending sort of way, and confidently told me that the reason I was unable to select a seat was that Friday 13 January is actually 15 days away. I said it wasn't. She said it was. I asked her how many days away tomorrow was and she answered "1". I asked her how many days away Sunday was and she answered "2". I explained that if we kept going like this we'd eventually get to Friday 13 January and we'd be at number 14. She stood her ground and told me to try again tomorrow.
I got off the phone and thought about it a bit more and realised that, like all Queenslanders, the VA boffins probably think that Brisbane is the centre of the universe
and that 10am AEDT is the same as 10am AEST. So at 11am AEDT I tried again and, sure enough, was able to grab three seats in row 3.
Feeling happy with myself I decided to call VA back and tell them the solution so that the next person with the same question can get the real answer (or at least what I think is the real answer). I also thought the feedback might be useful to them and, mistakenly as it turns out, that they'd take the opportunity to receive it gratefully and courteously. I got a different person this time and she wasn't able to find the name of the person I spoke to earlier. She agreed with me that 13 January is 14 days away and that the problem was likely due to daylight saving. So far, so good. But then she gave me a crazy justification: "When daylight saving is over in NSW the whole country will be on the same time so we need to make it work for everyone." :!: Wow. I pointed out that most of the population observes daylight saving; that when daylight saving is over we are not "all on the same time" anyway; that online check-in seems to respect the timezone differences; that QF can get this right. All seemed to fall on patronising ears. I had the impression that she was trying to make me feel listened to but that she had absolutely no intention of doing anything whatsoever with the feedback.
To top it all off, she told me that while I had managed to select "great seats" that we would need to take our infant all the way to the back of the plane to change her nappy and that we might be more comfortable down the back and that "as you travel with your children more you might realise that"! (My 5 year old is a VA and QF SG). I won't burden anyone with the rest of my conversation after this suggestion (suffice to say it was robust) but my previously extremely positive view of VA is no longer as rosy.
The agent was friendly, however in that "I know more than you do about everything" condescending sort of way, and confidently told me that the reason I was unable to select a seat was that Friday 13 January is actually 15 days away. I said it wasn't. She said it was. I asked her how many days away tomorrow was and she answered "1". I asked her how many days away Sunday was and she answered "2". I explained that if we kept going like this we'd eventually get to Friday 13 January and we'd be at number 14. She stood her ground and told me to try again tomorrow.
I got off the phone and thought about it a bit more and realised that, like all Queenslanders, the VA boffins probably think that Brisbane is the centre of the universe

Feeling happy with myself I decided to call VA back and tell them the solution so that the next person with the same question can get the real answer (or at least what I think is the real answer). I also thought the feedback might be useful to them and, mistakenly as it turns out, that they'd take the opportunity to receive it gratefully and courteously. I got a different person this time and she wasn't able to find the name of the person I spoke to earlier. She agreed with me that 13 January is 14 days away and that the problem was likely due to daylight saving. So far, so good. But then she gave me a crazy justification: "When daylight saving is over in NSW the whole country will be on the same time so we need to make it work for everyone." :!: Wow. I pointed out that most of the population observes daylight saving; that when daylight saving is over we are not "all on the same time" anyway; that online check-in seems to respect the timezone differences; that QF can get this right. All seemed to fall on patronising ears. I had the impression that she was trying to make me feel listened to but that she had absolutely no intention of doing anything whatsoever with the feedback.
To top it all off, she told me that while I had managed to select "great seats" that we would need to take our infant all the way to the back of the plane to change her nappy and that we might be more comfortable down the back and that "as you travel with your children more you might realise that"! (My 5 year old is a VA and QF SG). I won't burden anyone with the rest of my conversation after this suggestion (suffice to say it was robust) but my previously extremely positive view of VA is no longer as rosy.
