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I now know this as fact, as I was seated next to it on my flight this morning.
Sheesh, is it expecting too much to think I might be entitled to occupy all the seat allocated without being lost in the rolling swells of mohair covered blubber that was enveloping me? To make matters worse, said beast had oversized carry on that wouldn't fit in the overhead locker so it was shoved under the seat in front of him which meant his tree trunk sized left leg had me pinned to the side of the airborne tin can and I have no idea where the arm rest disappeared to, but I bet it would have preferred the Bermuda triangle! It would have been quite a laugh for any seagull flying by and looking in, to see me, face flattened against the window, glasses bent and buckled, sheer terror leaping from my eyeballs and my trusty Cairns snorkel firmly in place being my only source of oxygen. At least sasquatch didn't smell as per the rumours.
I wonder if I'm legally entitled to counselling? Maybe I should report this on the "Medico in flight" thread to get both medical and legal advice! :mrgreen:
Sheesh, is it expecting too much to think I might be entitled to occupy all the seat allocated without being lost in the rolling swells of mohair covered blubber that was enveloping me? To make matters worse, said beast had oversized carry on that wouldn't fit in the overhead locker so it was shoved under the seat in front of him which meant his tree trunk sized left leg had me pinned to the side of the airborne tin can and I have no idea where the arm rest disappeared to, but I bet it would have preferred the Bermuda triangle! It would have been quite a laugh for any seagull flying by and looking in, to see me, face flattened against the window, glasses bent and buckled, sheer terror leaping from my eyeballs and my trusty Cairns snorkel firmly in place being my only source of oxygen. At least sasquatch didn't smell as per the rumours.
I wonder if I'm legally entitled to counselling? Maybe I should report this on the "Medico in flight" thread to get both medical and legal advice! :mrgreen: