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Imagine if that $1 brought you up to the next tax bracket. Would reach instant Ebenezer Scrooge status for life 🤣 🤣

"Pays" for being kind. Penny-wise Wong Pound foolish🤣🤣

Looking at the photos can't believe this place exist in real life (the cityscape picture looks like an advanced first world city minus the old buildings in the background but the rest of the pictures look like they belong in the Soviet era)

Bearly (if I am on J) because I have to get my money's worth (but then I fall asleep anways). Plus I get a free teddy from SQ which I forgot to claim because SQ stingy in actively handing them out (as well as the amenity kit) 🤣 🤣

Your attachment disappeared into midair and I had to reply to see it. Note that "Nice" is not in the map but "Lame" is 🤣 🤣

jokes aside i really only thought they wanted to avoid airplanes physically touching objects/structures whether intentionally/unintentionally. your theory is on a whole different level. you must be well travelled lol

Thank you captain obvious. Jokes aside it is very bold of you to mention a word that I do not know even exist 🥶

I was wanting to ask if the most important person in France has: a)Paranoid personality disorder b)Paranoid schizophrenia c)Persecutory delusional disorder d)None or the above

I only see a ghost. Am I no-brained🤣🤣 🥶🥶

So what exactly is this going to accomplish? A "Revolutionary" idea if I must say 🤣 🤣

Too bad a little birdie told me QF WP1 VIP secret evacuation is already in progress (just joking please no one take this literally we are all strayans I don't want to be the guy that is spreading misinformation because people don't understand sarcasm) 🤣 🤣

You missed option E) award everyone 500,000 qantas points for in flight emergency redemption (points redemption credit for on board cattle class food shortage, overweight luggage from packing essential checked items10 Litres of mineral water, bringing extra family member on board including...

When the subway person gets your cheese wrong. I want cheddar cheese not American, man it!🤣🤣And yes, the pretentious part of "not wanting" a vegetable and choosing everything else when they ask you for what vegetables you prefer so you don't seem like a stingy rat. Whoever started that trend I...

You know you have first world problems when the consulate tries to get everyone back at all costs even though no citizen has even a scratch wound on their body. This coming from the government of the chillest nation in the world (straya). Based on their reactions you might have assumed the whole...

I remember it was a rando November morning at 5am right? Happened at AKL 🤣 🤣

OK so just now had two bags of laundry pods (RRP $28 each) taken away by the SYD airport staff and the first time I entered they let them in without questions since I figured the last time was a one-off and the person was having a bad day. The terms said that liquid and is allowed so don't know...

OK I just had two bags of laundry pods (RRP $28 each) taken away by the SYD airport staff and the first time I entered they let them in without questions. The terms said that liquid and is allowed so don't know what bought it on special at the Woolworths Mascot. The SYD airport complaints...

I once a surgery in the hospital and stayed in recovery room for a few days. You don't want to imagine what has been on the floors and the coughpy situation (let's just say it's really hard to go to the bathroom and clean up after yourself the way you usually do). 🤮🤮 1715524827 Gross. Especially...

Didn't know the train existed! Only knew there was a bus and the airport. Lots of rolling plains and a huge reservoir. Really idyllic ride on a clear day. The reservoir beside the highway is stunning. Feels exactly like the Windows screensaver (sorry I'm not well-travelled I'm sure someone...

Kiwi wants a LIFE (seriously)🤣