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[FONT=&quot] Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Glasgow, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew nervously made the following painful announcement..: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up one minute prior to takeoff, by our airport catering service... I don't know how this has happened but we have 103 passengers on board and, unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologise for this mistake and inconvenience." [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

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When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued.. , "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight."

Her next announcement came 90 minutes later... "If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available." [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

<blockquote data-quote="codash1099" data-source="post: 1293787" data-attributes="member: 5801">[FONT=&amp;quot]&nbsp;&nbsp; Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Glasgow,&nbsp; the lead flight attendant&nbsp; for the cabin crew nervously made the following painful announcement..: &quot;Ladies and gentlemen, I&#039;m so very sorry but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up one minute prior to takeoff, by our airport catering service... I don&#039;t know how this has happened but we have 103&nbsp;&nbsp; passengers on board and, unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologise for this mistake and&nbsp; inconvenience.&quot; [/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]&nbsp; [FONT=&amp;quot]When passengers&#039; muttering had died down, she continued.. , &quot;Anyone who is&nbsp; kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.&quot;&nbsp; Her next announcement came 90 minutes later... &quot;If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; [/FONT][FONT=&amp;quot][/FONT]</blockquote>

[QUOTE="codash1099, post: 1293787, member: 5801"] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Glasgow, the lead flight attendant for the cabin crew nervously made the following painful announcement..: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up one minute prior to takeoff, by our airport catering service... I don't know how this has happened but we have 103 passengers on board and, unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologise for this mistake and inconvenience." [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot] When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued.. , "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight." Her next announcement came 90 minutes later... "If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available." [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=&quot][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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