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A man was talking to his workmate. "I'm sick of my wife and I wish I could get rid of her. She wont let me drink or go out or anything." "Have you rung big Arti?" his mate asked. "He will get rid of people for $1". The man rings Big Arti and he agrees to do it for $1. "She will be at Woollies on Thursday morning and always wears a Red polka-dot dress and carries a black handbag" the man said. So Big Arti waits in the freezer dept at Woollies on Thursday and sees a lady matching that description. No-one is watching so he grabs her in a strangle hold and sticks her body in the freezer. As he is coming out he sees another lady dressed the same. Not sure if he has the right person or not Big Arti strangles this one as well and disposes of her. This time he is caught disposing of the body. Next day there is a sign in Woollies saying:

BIG ARTI CHOKES 2 for $1

<blockquote data-quote="NM" data-source="post: 763885" data-attributes="member: 3981">A man was talking to his workmate. &quot;I&#039;m sick of my wife and I wish I could get rid of her. She wont let me drink or go out or anything.&quot; &quot;Have you rung big Arti?&quot; his mate asked. &quot;He will get rid of people for $1&quot;. The man rings Big Arti and he agrees to do it for $1. &quot;She will be at Woollies on Thursday morning and always wears a Red polka-dot dress and carries a black handbag&quot; the man said. So Big Arti waits in the freezer dept at Woollies on Thursday and sees a lady matching that description. No-one is watching so he grabs her in a strangle hold and sticks her body in the freezer. As he is coming out he sees another lady dressed the same. Not sure if he has the right person or not Big Arti strangles this one as well and disposes of her. This time he is caught disposing of the body. Next day there is a sign in Woollies saying:BIG ARTI CHOKES 2 for $1</blockquote>

[QUOTE="NM, post: 763885, member: 3981"] A man was talking to his workmate. "I'm sick of my wife and I wish I could get rid of her. She wont let me drink or go out or anything." "Have you rung big Arti?" his mate asked. "He will get rid of people for $1". The man rings Big Arti and he agrees to do it for $1. "She will be at Woollies on Thursday morning and always wears a Red polka-dot dress and carries a black handbag" the man said. So Big Arti waits in the freezer dept at Woollies on Thursday and sees a lady matching that description. No-one is watching so he grabs her in a strangle hold and sticks her body in the freezer. As he is coming out he sees another lady dressed the same. Not sure if he has the right person or not Big Arti strangles this one as well and disposes of her. This time he is caught disposing of the body. Next day there is a sign in Woollies saying: BIG ARTI CHOKES 2 for $1 [/QUOTE]

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