AMEX Oblivion Card

[russ]

Introducing the American Express Oblivion (TM) Card.

Nothing says luxury, lifestyle and sophistication more than the American Express Oblivion (TM) Card.

This super-exclusive card is so exclusive that it does absolutely nothing. That's right: nothing. In fact, there's even no card.

For the small annual investment of $14,500, the American Express Oblivion (TM) card offers you the delights of:

• hearing merchants say "Sorry, we don't take AMEX"
• telling your family and friends that you spent $14,500 on absolutely nothing
• posting endless threads on AFF trying to justify the annual fee

As a special introductory offer, your new American Express Oblivion (TM) Card comes with up to twenty three supplementary American Express Cranium (TM) Cards. You'll stand out in the crown with your Cranium Card (TM) because it's well known that anyone with a Cranium (TM) Card needs their head read.

Each Cranium (TM) Card comes with up to eighty six super-exclusive Negaturion (TM) Cards. These cards offer you the exclusive American Express ContriUrge (TM) who when you ring up and ask for something, they say you don't need it.

Invitations are strictly limited, so call now on 1800 11 4110.

 

[moa999]

I can't get through on the number.
Can I just wire $15k to you via Western Union