Article: How It Feels on an Economy Class Redeye Flight

[AFF Editor]

We were playing around with an AI image generation tool and came up with this image showing the feeling you get when you're stuck on a cramped redeye flight in Economy.

Can you think of a good caption for this image?

How It Feels on an Economy Class Redeye Flight

If you were to imagine yourself on this red-eye Economy Class flight from hell, what would you do to get out alive?

www.australianfrequentflyer.com.au

 

[AIRwin]

Middle seat lottery!

 

[p--and--t]

1. Get me outta 'ere

2. Are we there yet!

 

[bussyboy]

Zombies are real

 

[mt4789]

Why is my leg wet?

 

[SYD]

It‘s like a horror movie!

”I know what you did last summer (never again)”

”Scream”

”Night of the living dead”!

 

[Quickstatus]

"Fairer and simpler"

 

[SYD]

“Wonderful”

 

[kamchatsky]

Nice and cosy.

 

[Peso]

Michael O'Leary's wet dream.

 

[AIRwin]

If you haven’t already done so, please stow your fellow companion/kids underneath the seat in front of you or in an overhead bin.

 

[AIRwin]

If we need to evacuate the aircraft, floor-level beings will guide you towards the exit.

 

[AIRwin]

In the event of a decompression, an oxygen mask will automatically appear in front of you... Secure your mask on first (as there won't be enough)

 

[mt4789]

Please keep your shoulders clear of personal belongings, the second tier of passengers will begin boarding shortly.

 

[wendlle]

all I usually fly are economy red eye flights - this is pretty accurate.

 

[Scarlett]

Press release: “QF economy passengers love our new family friendly economy class seating; or as they sometimes call it ‘mini-business’.”

“Remember all QF flights come with half a biscuit and a thimble of water for free and luggage is always included* in your fare.”

*at our discretion luggage may not be loaded on your flight and may be thrown around by our lowest paid contractor ground handling staff.

 

[kpc]

We were playing around with an AI image generation tool and came up with this image showing the feeling you get when you're stuck on a cramped redeye flight in Economy.

Can you think of a good caption for this image?

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How It Feels on an Economy Class Redeye Flight

If you were to imagine yourself on this red-eye Economy Class flight from hell, what would you do to get out alive?

www.australianfrequentflyer.com.au

I rather stay home!

 

[Frankiesdad]

“Individual seat selection isn’t available for this flight”

 

[Noah Count]

"WTF, I have high status and my shadow didn't stick I am taking my business elsewhere"

"Worst flight ever, bumped from first and the drinks service never arrived. As a high status PAX this is unacceptable, I am taking my business elsewhere"

 

[p--and--t]

"WTF, I have high status and my shadow didn't stick I am taking my business elsewhere"

"Worst flight ever, bumped from first and the drinks service never arrived. As a high status PAX this is unacceptable, I am taking my business elsewhere"

I thought this was a humorous thread not verbatim quotes from some AFFers