I had some time tonight whilst shopping at Woolworths, so I thought I would give it a go and take the mickey a bit. So I gave the BW debit card a bit of a work over, in quarter dollar instalments.
It does get monotonous after a while, but what is more disturbing is the scene it risks making. I lucked out and got the self-serve machine closest to the exit, which is closest to both the checkout assistant and the store security. They didn't look at me too funny nor did I get pulled aside, but it was rather "dangerous" as I kept cycling through doing split bill then tapping the card. It didn't help that the robot voice kept on loudly proclaiming what I was doing many times.....you'd think a record player was broken saying "Follow the pinpad prompts to finalise your payment". I stopped short of making up a silly amount of transactions and paid a suitably large balance with my Amex, then got the hell out.
The resulting receipt was something else. I have attached a photo of it hanging down, taped to the top of a door frame for reference. Probably lucky I stopped otherwise they might think their thermal printer was having issues.
For those of you thinking I deserve to have my points confiscated, that's fair enough....