My airline is a car!

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Duffa

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Many years ago, my sister, who was a senior advertising executive, scammed me into doing unpaid market research for her, by asking me to describe my favourite shop; as a car; and why.

I wonder how we might describe our airlines?


Cars:


Qantas: Lexus 1990 - 1995



Jetstar: Hyundai 2011



Virgin: Proton Hybrid 2012



Name your airline and car
!!!!
 
Hmmmm,

Qantas, 2003 Volkswagon Passat.

Jetstar, 2008 Toyota Corolla.

Virgin Australia, 2011 Holden Cruze with a bunch of fancy nick nacks and gadgets added on.
 
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Many years ago, my sister, who was a senior advertising executive, scammed me into doing unpaid market research for her, by asking me to describe my favourite shop; as a car; and why.




Virgin: Proton Hybrid 2012



Name your airline and car
!!!!


Now that is cryptic. I had to google that one.....
 
Qantas - 1996 S320L

Jetstar - 2009 Hyundai I30

Virgin Australia - 2008 Golf GTI but trading in for a 2012 Audi S4
 
Qantas: 2006 Holden Astra

British Airways: 1988 Holden Astra

American Airlines: Datsun 180B
 
Qantas: mid-90s Toyota Camry - known for its past bullet-proof reliability, despite some more issues coming up as they age. Reasonably competent across the general market, but rarely excel or capture attention (unless it's a safety/reliability issue). Work well as a default weapon of choice for something simple, and just gets you from A to B without too much fuss. However, in recent years, it is no longer desired in the market place, and cannot compete against more fancied players who offers more for the same (or less) money.

Jetstar: late-model Hyundai Excel - still cheap, and perform reasonably well. Reliability has improved from its early days, but many still stick to the old images of horror. A little under-appreciated by the market place, as, for what it is and how much it costs, it is actually not a bad deal.

Singapore Airlines: BMW 5-series - provides a good experience most of the time, and, despite its flaws, it is generally loved by the public - even if they've never had any contact with the product. However, contrary to popular believes, it is in reality not as reliable as it appears, but the company does a very good job of sweeping all bad news under the carpet.

Virgin Australia: 2011 Ford Focus - a big improvement over the previous model, although could still do some wax and polish. A genuine alternative to the more established players, and certainly deserve a much bigger market share than it currently has, especially if it can work on improving the overall experience in the coming years.
 
Garuda: Kia Rio - something to be avoided like the plague in years gone by, the most recent version is a respectable attempt at some positive brand image. How well it performs in the medium/long term remains to be seen, but if they can get it right, and consistently do so for a longer period of time, there is certainly a market for the company to grow at a higher than average rate.

Ryanair: I have in mind some early Chinese/Indian small cars, but I would much rather not specify one in particular. While we all know that it is absolutely horrible, and nobody would ever want to be linked to the company if they have a choice, we need to keep in mind that, these bottom-rung players have opened up new markets - those who previously could not afford air travel/car ownership can now do so. We continuously blast Chinese/Indian cars as horrible and unsafe, but for some of the locals in their respective countries, having a car - any car, is safer than carting the family around on a bike. Likewise for Ryanair, as horrible as we think it is, bottom-rung LCCs now allow lower/middle class to travel in ways they could only dream of just a decade or so ago.
 
On the safety issue I would be inclined to argue that Ryanair is one of the safest airlines in the world? Just look a the number of take off and landings they do daily and compare that to the number of instances they have had and I think Ryanair are NO Indian car.... More like a Volvo..... Maybe a Volvo Bus. Strong, Dependable, but nobody wants to ride shotgun in a bus for too long.............
 
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Compass 2?
De Lorean - sexy, shiny but not long for this world.
 
I think some people are being way too kind comparing JQ to a late model car.

The only way I can compare JQ would be to an early 90's Mitsubishi Lancer running on 3 cylinders.
 
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