New airline passenger policy

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Here is a wonderfull article from The Onion that takes some of the proposed airline changes to a logical conclusion

United Airlines Exploring Viability Of Stacking Them Like Cordwood | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
"Research shows that we lose millions of dollars each month by having them all sit upright in individual seats for the duration of the flight....

Brown said engineers have also explored the advantages of different loading procedures, such as driving them down the aisle like cattle, or just putting them on their sides and rolling them in. Researchers eventually concluded that the most efficient system is to wheel them out to the tarmac on luggage carts so baggage handlers can just grab them and chuck them onto conveyor belts."
 
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