Philip76 said:
Are we going to see you on an upcoming episode of Border Security, having yourself patted down because your bag smelt like smack?
I
love Borderline Security! All the behind the scenes dramas of what
not to do for a smooth trip.
I can't help but feel for some of the folk they pull over. Connections missed, holidays ruined, relatives and friends left standing outside waiting and wondering...
Don't look nervous, don't bring in dodgy tucker, don't lend your bags to drug-encrusted mates. And don't get angry.
These guys have heard it all before, and they have ways of getting back at you with a polite and cheerful smile!
About the only time I'm nervous at arrivals is when I've got a tight connection and a terminal change - but in those situations I'm usually not going to be passing through immigration anyway. Except in the US, of course, bless their well-intentioned souls.
Dodgy tucker. Hmmm. Tim Tams for overseas friends, exotic lollies for the kids back home, and dried apricots and rooibos tea to keep me regular on the road. No problems so far, though I remember one TSA goon in SFO looking very carefully at packets of Pop Rocks, which my teenage daughter had told me not to consider coming home without.
And judging by the reaction of the customs guys at LAX, they are used to Aussies exporting significant quantities of Tim Tams. I use them to impress the overseas sheilas - see
here.