Being away in SYD for 5 days brought a plethora of spam, but the best two:
"From The Department of State Treasurer North Carolina
3250 Atlantic Avenue Raleigh, NC 26404
RE/NO: 006-DTNC/00567/2017
Attention
On behalf of the entire staff of the US Treasurer North Carolina and the in collaboration with IMF and EU Office. We apologize for the delay of your contract payment/compensation fund, and all the inconveniences you encountered while pursuing this payment. However, from the records of outstanding due payment with the United States, your name was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding beneficiary who have not yet received their payments.
I wish to inform you now that the square peg is now in square hole and your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter via diplomatic means of payment. so if you like to receive your fund this way, please let us know by contacting Diplomat Paul Francis, and also re-confirm to him the following information’s, in order to proceed immediately:
Your Full Name: ______________________________
Your Contact House Address: ______________________
Name of City of Residence:_______________________________
Country:____________________________________
Direct Telephone Number:________________________
Mobile Number:____________________________________
Working Identity Card/Int'l Passport:________________________________
AGE: ________________________________
OCCUPATION: ________________________________
However, kindly find below the contact person:
Diplomat Paul Francis
A Diplomatic Agent by profession
Email: <redacted>
Note that from the record in the file, your outstanding payment is US$5,500,000.00 (Five Million five hundred United States Dollars). So as soon as the you re-confirm to Diplomat Paul Francis the above mentioned details, your fund will be deliver to you immediately via diplomatic means of delivery without any holdup.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Janet Cowell
Director
Department of State Treasurer North Carolina"
and
"Hello My Dear
Calvary Greetings in the name of the ALMIGHTY
I am Mrs. Hannah Allan Joseph from Switzerland I am married to Late Mr.Allan Joseph who is a wealthy business man here in Burkina Faso we were married for many years without a child before he died after a brief illness
Before his sudden death we where devoted christian When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of Eight Million Seven Hundred Thousand Dollars ($ 8,700,000.00) in one of the prime bank here in Burkina Faso Presently this money is still with the Bank,
I am very sick from Kidney cancer that i may not last till the next two months according to my doctor so now i decided to donate this money to a honest individual who will use it to work for Almighty, orphans, widow and maintenance of church to fulfill the vow i and my late husband made to Almighty, and i have chosen you after praying.
I want this money to be use as i have said since i do not have any child to inherit it and our relatives are all unbelievers and i don't want our hard earn money to be used in ungodly way so you will take 40% of the fund for your effort and use the remaining as i stated, as soon as i read from you i will give you more details on how to achieve it, I need your urgent reply as i don't know what tomorrow will result, i wish you the best in life. Please Always remember me in your prayers.
I am waiting for your reply.
Yours Sister,
Mrs Hannah Allan Joseph."