Febs
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Hi all,
As much as I'd love to write up a TR...I just didn't/don't have the time or willpower...so instead, here's a dot-point collection of some of the good, bad and humorous parts of my just-completed 6 week DONE4 (SYD-BOM-all around India-DXB-LHR-HEL-JFK/LGA-DFW-ANC-DFW-LAS-LAX-SYD)
1) What was looking like a flawless DONE4 (even the Indian domestic flights all went to plan...but that's probably because Jet Airways are brilliant) all came apart on the LAS-LAX sector on Friday night. Onboard a tiny American Eagle jet (26 seats, and I swear there were at least 20 Aussies on board)....we experience two aborted takeoffs (it's weird getting almost to takeoff speed, then suddenly slowing down). Great, back to the gate, everyone off (eventually).
Advised to call AA, we do, and are told there's nothing available LAS-LAX, except a Southwest flight which we'd have to pay for. Group splits up and forms smaller groups. Some pay for Southwest, some are booked on United, others wait at the AA ticketing desk. A group of 6 of us manage to get on the Southwest flight and get AA to pay for it (with a hand-written cheque, believe it or not!!) In the end I think everyone ended up on the Southwest flight.
Advised that our luggage "Will make it's way to LAX...but we don't know how - United, US Airways or Delta...it'll get there." We didn't hold much hope, but were happy to be getting into LAX in time to catch our QF flights (I was on QF12, but moved to QF150 to give myself a bit more time.)
Luggage never turned up in Sydney (of course)...not sure where it is. Could be on QF108 (in which case, I should have it this arvo), otherwise it's still in LAX and will be here tomorrow. Fingers crossed.
2) Southwest are brilliant, and their flight crew hilarious. Announcements such as "If you smoke there's a $2,000 fine, and we know y'all don't have $2,000 because otherwise you wouldn't be flying Southwest" certainly helped brighten an otherwise average experience LAS-LAX.
3) AA check-in staff need to learn geography.
AA check-in staff, LGA: "Where are you off to?"
Me: "Anchorage"
AA: "Passport please."
(Confused as I know this isn't necessary, but whatever...)
AA: "When are you returning to the United States?"
Me: "Pardon?
AA: "How long are you spending out of the US?"
Me: "I'm going to Alaska."
AA: "Yes, and?"
Me: "...and Alaska is in the United States."
AA: "....oh, oh, I'm sorry, silly me!"
4) I wish airline travel was a bit more like the ferry between Helsinki (Finland) and Tallinn (Estonia). Cheap, huge lounges/bars/restaurants to spread out in, free WiFi, and best of all - no immigration at the other side. I mean, the booths were there, but the staff weren't. Just walk straight through!
5) I can't work out AA's inconsistency. On ANC-DFW (6h 30m flight) they use an ancient plane with a very-average First class...yet on DFW-LAS (2hrs something?) they give us a 777 with the NGBC seats! It can't be due to lack of demand for F on ANC-DFW - I was waitlisted for weeks! Could've really used that NGBC on the (overnight) trip from Anchorage!
6) Why no Admiral's Club at LAS? ANC I can understand of course, but surely Vegas warrants an AC?
7) Award for the most inappropriate airline food goes to...Finnair, for crayfish! Don't get me wrong - absolutely delicious...but that's a lot of waste to keep onboard for a very small meal. Tasty though, and I liked the way the air hostess explained that "In Finland, we have to have a shot of this before eating Crayfish" then handed me a shot of some random clear Finnish spirit. Don't think I've ever seen an airline carry shot glasses before, but I liked it!
8) New QF J kits are decent. A little flimsy, but worlds ahead of the useless plastic kit. No more skin spritzer in the bathrooms though.
9) DFW-ANC-DFW is a brilliant little earner. 300 SCs! (If your waitlist clears...which luckily mine did. 5min before boarding on the DFW-ANC sector.)
That's it for now...I'm sure I'll think of more later. Hope you enjoyed.
Cheers,
- Febs.
As much as I'd love to write up a TR...I just didn't/don't have the time or willpower...so instead, here's a dot-point collection of some of the good, bad and humorous parts of my just-completed 6 week DONE4 (SYD-BOM-all around India-DXB-LHR-HEL-JFK/LGA-DFW-ANC-DFW-LAS-LAX-SYD)
1) What was looking like a flawless DONE4 (even the Indian domestic flights all went to plan...but that's probably because Jet Airways are brilliant) all came apart on the LAS-LAX sector on Friday night. Onboard a tiny American Eagle jet (26 seats, and I swear there were at least 20 Aussies on board)....we experience two aborted takeoffs (it's weird getting almost to takeoff speed, then suddenly slowing down). Great, back to the gate, everyone off (eventually).
Advised to call AA, we do, and are told there's nothing available LAS-LAX, except a Southwest flight which we'd have to pay for. Group splits up and forms smaller groups. Some pay for Southwest, some are booked on United, others wait at the AA ticketing desk. A group of 6 of us manage to get on the Southwest flight and get AA to pay for it (with a hand-written cheque, believe it or not!!) In the end I think everyone ended up on the Southwest flight.
Advised that our luggage "Will make it's way to LAX...but we don't know how - United, US Airways or Delta...it'll get there." We didn't hold much hope, but were happy to be getting into LAX in time to catch our QF flights (I was on QF12, but moved to QF150 to give myself a bit more time.)
Luggage never turned up in Sydney (of course)...not sure where it is. Could be on QF108 (in which case, I should have it this arvo), otherwise it's still in LAX and will be here tomorrow. Fingers crossed.
2) Southwest are brilliant, and their flight crew hilarious. Announcements such as "If you smoke there's a $2,000 fine, and we know y'all don't have $2,000 because otherwise you wouldn't be flying Southwest" certainly helped brighten an otherwise average experience LAS-LAX.
3) AA check-in staff need to learn geography.
AA check-in staff, LGA: "Where are you off to?"
Me: "Anchorage"
AA: "Passport please."
(Confused as I know this isn't necessary, but whatever...)
AA: "When are you returning to the United States?"
Me: "Pardon?
AA: "How long are you spending out of the US?"
Me: "I'm going to Alaska."
AA: "Yes, and?"
Me: "...and Alaska is in the United States."
AA: "....oh, oh, I'm sorry, silly me!"
4) I wish airline travel was a bit more like the ferry between Helsinki (Finland) and Tallinn (Estonia). Cheap, huge lounges/bars/restaurants to spread out in, free WiFi, and best of all - no immigration at the other side. I mean, the booths were there, but the staff weren't. Just walk straight through!
5) I can't work out AA's inconsistency. On ANC-DFW (6h 30m flight) they use an ancient plane with a very-average First class...yet on DFW-LAS (2hrs something?) they give us a 777 with the NGBC seats! It can't be due to lack of demand for F on ANC-DFW - I was waitlisted for weeks! Could've really used that NGBC on the (overnight) trip from Anchorage!
6) Why no Admiral's Club at LAS? ANC I can understand of course, but surely Vegas warrants an AC?
7) Award for the most inappropriate airline food goes to...Finnair, for crayfish! Don't get me wrong - absolutely delicious...but that's a lot of waste to keep onboard for a very small meal. Tasty though, and I liked the way the air hostess explained that "In Finland, we have to have a shot of this before eating Crayfish" then handed me a shot of some random clear Finnish spirit. Don't think I've ever seen an airline carry shot glasses before, but I liked it!
8) New QF J kits are decent. A little flimsy, but worlds ahead of the useless plastic kit. No more skin spritzer in the bathrooms though.
9) DFW-ANC-DFW is a brilliant little earner. 300 SCs! (If your waitlist clears...which luckily mine did. 5min before boarding on the DFW-ANC sector.)
That's it for now...I'm sure I'll think of more later. Hope you enjoyed.
Cheers,
- Febs.