The things kids say!

[Deleted member 29185]

I know we've discussed some funny kid comments before, but a search just now didn't find a specific thread....so here it is.

What comments have kids said that make you chuckle.

The impetus for this was a comment from my 11yo daughter just a few minutes ago. She's watching a movie where an orangatang is used to break into 5 star hotel rooms and pinch the occupants prized possessions.

She was having a good laugh and I said to her we'd better watch out next time we stay at the Hilton. Without a hint of delay she replyed "we're safe, Hilton is not five star"............:shock: :mrgreen:


What a chuckle, so I said to her "Says who" and she tells me the sign out the front of the Hilton. Now I've never seen a sign outside a Hilton stating it's not 5 star but I have read here on AFF, comment to that effect. Surely my darling 11 yo isn't sneaking a read on AFF just yet! Maybe she's a member and I don't know! :shock:

 

[amaroo]

My 9 yo & I were thumbing some books in Myer last Sunday when she spotted the Gina Rinehart bio, she turned to me & said isn't that the lady that owns Fairfax!

The same girl saw Wayne Swan walk past us at BNE airport in Dec.....isn't that the man thats always on the TV.

 

[codash1099]

My 5 year old granddaughter, who calls me "Pa" was heard to say:

"Pa knows everything. And if Pa doesn't know everything, Google does."

21st century child with amazing perception.

 

[medhead]

So glad I just had a discussion with my daughter about whether Jar Jar Binks is good or bad.

 

[simongr]

So glad I just had a discussion with my daughter about whether Jar Jar Binks is good or bad.

And the final outcome?

 

[medhead]

And the final outcome?

Good but native and easily manipulated. Plus without him there would be no star wars - well no Anakin anyway.

 

[simongr]

Good but native and easily manipulated. Plus without him there would be no star wars - well no Anakin anyway.

You need to work on your indoctrination...

 

[Deleted member 29185]

My 9 yo & I were thumbing some books in Myer last Sunday when she spotted the Gina Rinehart bio, she turned to me & said isn't that the lady that owns Fairfax!

Gina may think she's fooled the masses, but she can't kid a kid!

 

[Deleted member 29185]

So glad I just had a discussion with my daughter about whether Jar Jar Binks is good or bad.

I've just had to google Jar Jar Binks :shock:. Perhaps I should have just asked Pa!

I'd heard of Zsa Zsa Gabor, but Jar Jar Binks.......I'll just go now and brush my dentures

 

[malmacdowall]

My 13yo daughter had her injection at school to prevent cancer of the cervics ..... She came home and wanted to know "where are my serveries anyway?"

Oh dear

 

[medhead]

You need to work on your indoctrination...

Haha. We were talking about his place in the Stars Wars world rather than Lucas Fans world. Clearly he is bad but I'll let them make their own decision.


Sent from the Throne

 

[drron]

My surrogate granddaughter age 6 had been used to flying J.told that she was flying to England to see her sick real grandfather and that they were flying economy.
She replied-"Mummy,what's economy?"

 

[Deleted member 29185]

She replied-"Mummy,what's economy?"

Kids respond better to pictures, so here is economy class for her...........

 

[Simo]

Miss 4 has come out with some classics.

One day she said to me she needed to go to the doctor to get some medicine to make her better and i asked what it was and she said 2 jelly beans.

Daddy can you give the kid some money so he will get off the swing. I said when have i done that and she said when we go shopping you give people money and they do what you want.

I try not to let Miss 4 have marshmallow with every Babycino she gets. We where at Sunshine Plaza getting a babycino and i said to the lady no Marshmallow in the Babycino and when she said it she asked where it was and i said they had run out and they had to go and buy some more. Miss 4 while we where there i got a phone call from my father(Miss 4's grandfather) and she proceeded to complain to him saying they need to buy some marshmallow and then when we left she told one of the staff members don't forget to buy some marshmallows for when i come back next and she remembered when we went back and had to let her have some.

 

[Deleted member]

Miss 4 has come out with some classics.

One day she said to me she needed to go to the doctor to get some medicine to make her better and i asked what it was and she said 2 jelly beans.

Daddy can you give the kid some money so he will get off the swing. I said when have i done that and she said when we go shopping you give people money and they do what you want.

I try not to let Miss 4 have marshmallow with every Babycino she gets. We where at Sunshine Plaza getting a babycino and i said to the lady no Marshmallow in the Babycino and when she said it she asked where it was and i said they had run out and they had to go and buy some more. Miss 4 while we where there i got a phone call from my father(Miss 4's grandfather) and she proceeded to complain to him saying they need to buy some marshmallow and then when we left she told one of the staff members don't forget to buy some marshmallows for when i come back next and she remembered when we went back and had to let her have some.

It's even better when they are grandchildren.

 

[Katie]

It's even better when they are grandchildren.

But when they're grandchildren, don't you let them have double marshmallows every time??

Or is that just my Little Miss's grandparents?

 

[Hvr]

It's even better when they are grandchildren.

Try being the child free uncle. I mean is it my fault if I didn't know that red soft drink and an all sugar lunch would hype them up for the next 12 hours? I returned them to their parents on time so what else matters? :mrgreen:

Or for the teenagers a tour through Fyshwick to tell them about what allegedly happens there? They saw the fire cracker shop (yes it was a few years ago!).

 

[Deleted member]

But when they're grandchildren, don't you let them have double marshmallows every time??

Or is that just my Little Miss's grandparents?

Actually my five YO grand son says , don't worry , I won't tell mummy . Ye ha

And before anyone says anything, I am sparing with the spoiling.

The thing I find they love the most, is the lack of interference and / or control in what they are doing, result is a quieter happier wee person.