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TonyHancock

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Well, I have had enough of those chaps at VA or DJ or whatever it is called. This new fangled customer service malarkey is damned well un Australian. It is time we QFF masochists stood up to be counted.

If DJ/VA think they can buy me with aircraft refits, anytime lounge access, partnerships with SG, NZ and DL, J seats, refurbished lounges, curbside lounge access, responsive reps on AFF, friendly FA's, fancy new Amex linked credit cards, a revamped FF program, sandwich presses, PE tasters, inviting AFF members to participate in meetings and research, rolling FF membership years, priority domestic boarding, and deliberate attempts to look after it's FF's, they are very much mistaken. I'm made of sterner stuff. :cool:

Traveling with QF is like being in an English Private school in the 1920's. (At least I imagine it is...not being old enough to have lived in the 1920's and not having attended a private school!) QF knows what is best for us, it is not for us to presume we know what we want. Our role is to take, unquestioningly, what is meted out, and certainly not to behave like young Oliver and ask for more.

My particular favourite is the line "because that is what our customers want." It was such a treat to hear it when they introduced the appalling little plastic boxes as J amenity kits. The toothbrush wouldn't even fit into it......but apparently that is what I wanted. I rang them to explain that it wasn't but I was assured it was. I took it on the chin and accepted that I was wrong, I did, in fact, want a completely useless, rubbish, half empty plastic box when I traveled J. Had they not been so insistent I would still, today, believe that I didn't want that plastic box.

How I chortled to myself when PG was changed from 2100 SC's to 2400 SC's mid membership year. Clearly that is exactly what I wanted, I just didn't realise. Obviously I now know it was for my own good. (Well I think I know it was for my own good, I'm still a little confused as to why though.:p)

I for one am fed up of hearing about all of these new initiatives at DJ/VA. Come forward and stand up for the mighty Red Roo my fellow masochists. Perhaps you are partial to playing the upgrade lottery on international flights, or maybe waiting at the back of a 100 person queue to board domestically.

Share your masochistic experiences here. :)
 
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Share your masochistic experiences here. :)

You forgot about:

- Lost anytime lounge access, hey who needs it?

- Needing to ask for Priority Express passes out and in bound, I mean what are you a wimp or think you are special? Just stand in the normal queue.

- No one knows your name nor cares, so get over it.

- Boarding at Convenience, sure it's there, just cut the queue and stop feeling sorry for the CL you just cut in front of.

- Be a man and pay 4 x more for a domestic J seat when it is actually worst than a seat in a exit row.

- So what if the QF IT team can't get 3 pages about Priority Boarding saying the same thing as the recent PA announcements nor the OW web site. I mean we are the world's only investment rated airline, what could be more important that that? Doesn't knowing that make your heart proud?

- So what if our lounge WiFi is almost non workable and you need to use other systems. What? You expect REALLY expect us to deliver EVERYTHING we say we will deliver. I mean get real, as are an airline and not a IT company.

- Sorry sir but you J seat is broken and can't move. As the J cabin is full all I can offer you is a middle Y seat in the tail. What about a upgrade to F? Sorry sir we do not do that. So stop being a sissy boy and be a man. Sit upright for 13 hours to Lax and be proud of flying QF. That was a opup I took and lost my normal Y exit row seat in the process. Was not a happy camper I can tell you.

I'm sure others will have their say as well.
 
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.....and another thing. I certainly don't want a barista making freshly brewed fancy coffee for me in the J lounge at all hours.

I like my coffee to be like dishwater, but without any taste, served by a vending machine that fails to recognise there is another inch of cup left that can be filled.
 
.....and another thing. I certainly don't want a barista making freshly brewed fancy coffee for me in the J lounge at all hours.

I like my coffee to be like dishwater, but without any taste, served by a vending machine that fails to recognise there is another inch of cup left that can be filled.

But that is what we like... isn't it?
 
We wanted enhancements from QF and we got "enhancements". What are you complaining about? Do you want more "enhancements"?
 
But that is what we like... isn't it?

According to the world's only investment grade airline it is and we should be thankful for it as well. I mean we could chose to use another carriers lounge but TAWKB (The Airline Who Knows Best) would be very cross at us and may never give us any free OPUPs, take away our anytime lounge access, give us coughpy Lounge WiFi and tell us in a very stern voice to man up and cut in front of that old lady so we do not inconvenience the ground staff too much in needing to manage another Priority boarding queue.

I mean what are we Mice or Men? Worlds only investment grade airline. Who gives a rats cough?

Sorry TAWKB, I'll behave, drink my dish water machine coffee and be grateful that you will take my money to fly on your wonderful overpriced and underperforming airline that takes it's FFers and their continual spent for granted.

Whats that Darling? Mail has arrived? From DJ? And there are 2 DJ Gold cards? Biggest smile you will ever see forms on my face. Stomps heavily on the foot of TAWKB and runs away to play with the other kids who also have DJ Gold cards.
 
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We wanted enhancements from QF and we got "enhancements". What are you complaining about? Do you want more "enhancements"?

If QF thinks we need more "enhancements" then I am sure they are right. :) QF knows best!

...now something caught my eye over in one of those pesky VA/DJ threads that are taking over AFF at the moment. I have been remiss in keeping an eye on things and have only just found out that the bar in the DJ/VA lounges opens at 11:00 AM :shock:..........:shock: I may have spoken too soon in claiming to be made of sterner stuff.
 
If QF thinks we need more "enhancements" then I am sure they are right. :) QF knows best!

...now something caught my eye over in one of those pesky VA/DJ threads that are taking over AFF at the moment. I have been remiss in keeping an eye on things and have only just found out that the bar in the DJ/VA lounges opens at 11:00 AM :shock:..........:shock: I may have spoken too soon in claiming to be made of sterner stuff.

To be honest I can't see myself wanting a drink at 11am.. and yes I know the thread is in jest, but i am not upset about the time the bar opens! :shock:
 
I think the coughpy wifi is actually there to help. I mean I've purchased my prepaid BB thingy (thanks markis10) but I'm flat out using the data quota in the time limit. So coughpy wifi actually helps to get value from my prepaid wifi. Thank you qantas.
 
I really don't know what to say, actually I can't say anything, it is too hard with all the laughter.
 
You are hilarious :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

You have successfully summed up what most of us have been annoyed about for ages.

Thank you Tony Hancock ;)
 
Sorry gents, not a chance...I was once a staunch Red Roo supporter but they just let me down too many times.

Not a chance you'll get me handing in my DJ Gold card and coming back across anytime soon, they're just knocking QF out of the water with their customer service, accessibility, proactivity and real enhancements.

TG


PS. Thanks for the good belly laugh!
 
Well, I have had enough of those chaps at VA or DJ or whatever it is called. This new fangled customer service malarkey is damned well un Australian. It is time we QFF masochists stood up to be counted.
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I'm made of sterner stuff. :cool:

Traveling with QF is like being in an English Private school in the 1920's. (At least I imagine it is...not being old enough to have lived in the 1920's and not having attended a private school!) QF knows what is best for us, it is not for us to presume we know what we want. Our role is to take, unquestioningly, what is meted out, and certainly not to behave like young Oliver and ask for more.

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I for one am fed up of hearing about all of these new initiatives at DJ/VA. Come forward and stand up for the mighty Red Roo my fellow masochists. Perhaps you are partial to playing the upgrade lottery on international flights, or maybe waiting at the back of a 100 person queue to board domestically.

Share your masochistic experiences here. :)

Oh my, more than a ring of truth there.

However in the best of English private school traditions the beatings will continue until morale improves.
 
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I love it that Qantas made a plane of pax wait over 45minutes for their baggage to "start" coming out, even though it was the only flight in the arrivals hall, it gave me time to check all my emails, and I had nothing else to do, and of course if I dis - Qantas knew better.

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LMAO this thread is so funny.... But sadly so true
 
Real funny.

It would be even funnier if most of the things mentioned applied to me. :rolleyes:
 
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