JennyMG
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- Jul 16, 2019
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Have had a QFF card since 2010, and got my first Qantas Cash card not long after.
Apparently it expired without me realising, and I activated it before I realised it was expired. (how that can happen I'll never know.) Didn't realise I was activating a card that I actually didn't have. Yet. - huh?
Rang up for a new one. (Why didn't they send an email, or a new card, or some sort of 'your card is expiring do you want a new one? before the old one died?)
So there's an activated 'new' card flying around in cyberspace somewhere, one that I DO want, but that I never ordered... but wait...there's more.
So I ring again..."where is this phantom card?"
"I see youhave an activated card, I'll cancel it."
me: "No no, please don't, It has no money on it, and I don't want to have to ring you up again."
"I want to suspend it ma'am so someone can't tap and go."
"Well they can tap all they like, but there isn't any funds on it...so...."
"As long as you understand we are not liable for any use of your funds."
"I accept you are not liable for my zero balance, that's on me,........ so where exactly is this phantom card, that I didn't order, wasn't offered, but accidentally activated, and is apparently on it's way to me??"
"You ordered it last week adn it was posted on 13th"
"The 13th was a Saturday, couldn't have posted it."
"Well we did". ....ok.
"So it should be nearly here?"
"It takes 14 business days."
Me "From where? By dog sled from Antarctica?"
"no madam, from Warehouse in Sydney."
"Which is where I am, in Sydney....Can I get it quicker? ....say, by snail mail post? That would get here in 2 days."
"No maam, 14 business day."
"Ok, so not 14 regular days., or 10 business days, or two weeks,...but 14?? business days.??"
"Yes maam."
"So can I drive to the Warehouse which is in Sydney, which is where I live, and go pick one up?"
"No maam, because that is the system."
"OK, so how can I get this Qantas Money card quicker than that."
"TYou can't ma'am, you'll get it on 2nd August."
me.."What??? are you serious? It only takes 2 days to post things."
"Sorry ma'am, we can't post express."
"That's not express, that's normal."
"Sorry ma'am we just put in the postbox."
Me...where are you exactly?
"In Manilla." (not Manilla NSW where...hope on hope....I was crossing my fingers she was, I'm pretty sure, due to thick accent, Manilla Philippines.)
"O....K...."
"Is there anything else I can do for you today?"
"oh, apart from giving me an aneurism, messing up my holiday plans, and depriving me of Qantas Points?...oh, no thankyou, unless you have a scotch and soda on hand...."
"OK then, have a good day."
"............"
Apparently it expired without me realising, and I activated it before I realised it was expired. (how that can happen I'll never know.) Didn't realise I was activating a card that I actually didn't have. Yet. - huh?
Rang up for a new one. (Why didn't they send an email, or a new card, or some sort of 'your card is expiring do you want a new one? before the old one died?)
So there's an activated 'new' card flying around in cyberspace somewhere, one that I DO want, but that I never ordered... but wait...there's more.
So I ring again..."where is this phantom card?"
"I see youhave an activated card, I'll cancel it."
me: "No no, please don't, It has no money on it, and I don't want to have to ring you up again."
"I want to suspend it ma'am so someone can't tap and go."
"Well they can tap all they like, but there isn't any funds on it...so...."
"As long as you understand we are not liable for any use of your funds."
"I accept you are not liable for my zero balance, that's on me,........ so where exactly is this phantom card, that I didn't order, wasn't offered, but accidentally activated, and is apparently on it's way to me??"
"You ordered it last week adn it was posted on 13th"
"The 13th was a Saturday, couldn't have posted it."
"Well we did". ....ok.
"So it should be nearly here?"
"It takes 14 business days."
Me "From where? By dog sled from Antarctica?"
"no madam, from Warehouse in Sydney."
"Which is where I am, in Sydney....Can I get it quicker? ....say, by snail mail post? That would get here in 2 days."
"No maam, 14 business day."
"Ok, so not 14 regular days., or 10 business days, or two weeks,...but 14?? business days.??"
"Yes maam."
"So can I drive to the Warehouse which is in Sydney, which is where I live, and go pick one up?"
"No maam, because that is the system."
"OK, so how can I get this Qantas Money card quicker than that."
"TYou can't ma'am, you'll get it on 2nd August."
me.."What??? are you serious? It only takes 2 days to post things."
"Sorry ma'am, we can't post express."
"That's not express, that's normal."
"Sorry ma'am we just put in the postbox."
Me...where are you exactly?
"In Manilla." (not Manilla NSW where...hope on hope....I was crossing my fingers she was, I'm pretty sure, due to thick accent, Manilla Philippines.)
"O....K...."
"Is there anything else I can do for you today?"
"oh, apart from giving me an aneurism, messing up my holiday plans, and depriving me of Qantas Points?...oh, no thankyou, unless you have a scotch and soda on hand...."
"OK then, have a good day."
"............"