Saturday 13 September 2008
Had hit the sack at around 12 midnight, then got up at 4am to finish packing, copy off movie files to my portable drives and generally clean up. So much for a good start to the wind-down weekend. A shower later and a check of all the essential items: camera with battery and memory? Check. eeePC? Check. Flight & hotel documentation? Check. iPod? Check. Just as I was about to go out, my parents awoke to see me off. I asked Mum for a ribbon from her sewing box to put on my checked luggage. Taxi arrived on time at 5.30am and I was on my way to BNE Domestic in a quick and orderly fashion. I managed to have a good chat with the taxi driver, especially at this time of the morning.
Arriving at the airport I went straight to the QP/J/OWR+ line to find only about three people lining up. I have been harbouring this bad habit for a while of doing OLCI but (deliberately, most of the time) not printing the BP. Then when I line up at the check-in and I say I’ve done OLCI but don’t have a BP, they’ll produce one of the classic cardboard BPs. Admittedly I like them better than the flimsy thermal coupons that come out of the QuickCheck machines.
Anyway, check-in was relatively quick. My fuzzy upgrade completed some days ago was real, so on went the magenta bag on my checked bag, and onto my first experience in the BNE J Lounge.
Security was a non-affair, except that I forgot about my pilfered metal fork from a LAN flight in June. I “always” keep a spare set of cutlery in my bag when I go to work, but I had completely spaced out that metal forks were verboten. So off it went into the proverbial black hole that is airline security.
shillard (FT) (I think it was him – could be someone else) alludes to “the joy of turning left” on an aircraft; in BNE Domestic it’s “the joy of turning right” to the J Lounge. Funny double affair, since you present your BP to the first entrance counter to verify you can turn right, then there is another counter after the frosted door in the J Lounge proper where you BP gets swiped.
OK, maybe not a great joy in turning right. Nothing really different about the J Lounge compared to the regular QP. J Lounge compared to QP? They had a better view (QP gets the carpark, J Lounge gets tarmac). They have pikelets with maple syrup (but apart from that, the same continental offering presented in exactly the same way. Don’t let the pikelets excite you.) The décor is slightly different. I think they used the same kind of design for all of the new J Lounges. Something of this wooden blind/blend panelling etc. or similar motif (at a loss for words on how to describe this). Having said that, I must have been asleep because I didn’t take any photos, but on the premise that the new J Lounge wasn’t overly that exciting I guess I wasn’t missing any happy snaps either. But I will say that at least the lounge was fairly empty at that time of the morning! (Yes, I’d be shocked beyond belief too if it were any worse than that.)
Took a plate of pikelets with the maple syrup and a glass of full cream milk. It surprises me quite a bit that there is no offering of soy milk in the J Lounge (let alone almost any QP I’ve been in). Perhaps I wasn’t looking hard enough or asking, but so there. I topped the pikelets with some berry mix; probably not the best idea – the berries were so sour. Later when I was going to board, I passed a woman who had some white dollops on top of her pikelets with syrup. At first I thought, “
anat0l, you idiot, you could have had pikelets with cream”, but then I deduced that she must have thought the plain yoghurt was cream and had lashed it on.
So I was sitting at a terminal taking advantage of the free printing, when an announcement that QF507 had been cancelled due to “mechanical reasons”. The resolution was to coalesce QF507 with QF505, which delayed departure by about 20 minutes. So I thought I had time for a shower and fronted the JL desk for a towel and amenities. I notice that amenities (shampoo, conditioner, razor set, toothbrush) are available but you have to request them (in some of my previous experiences, they open up the towel package and slide these in for you without prompting). The man behind the desk advised that I would only have about 5 minutes to shower. Lucky for him I live and grow up in a city which prides itself on 5 minute showers (or less). The shower rooms themselves were nothing interesting compared to the QP’s, except they have the “overhead ceiling” type of shower that you see in the SYD T1 JL/FL (except the ceiling was not as high as the SYD T1 JL and not as graceful with the colours of the tiling as in the SYD T1 FL). But a quick blast of water and I was out to Gate 25 to board QF505.
For a flight that was delayed and being coalesced with another, there wasn’t much hubbub as I expected. The QF507 pax needed to get new BPs from the gate desk, but that was it. Or so I thought......
Flight: QF505 Brisbane (BNE D) – Sydney (SYD T3)
Depart: 0655 AEST Sched / 0722 AEST Actual
Aircraft: Boeing 767-300
Class: Business (U, from K)
Seat: 3A
For those of you expecting an
LW-esque TR complete with plane regos, CSM/captain/FO/FAs names, I’m sorry to disappoint you but I’m not quite that vigilant or observant yet. Perhaps I need to train myself to get these details. Although I can recollect that two of the FAs on our flight that were at the gate doing BP scanning were both named Joanne. I think one of them had a name badge that said Jo, whilst the other was Joanne. But both of their security passes had Joanne on them. I jokingly pointed this out to them, but since the BP scan is a moving line affair, I didn’t have enough time to joke on how they distinguish between one another (J1 and J2?). One of the Joanne’s ended up being one of the J class FAs.
J was only about 40% full or so; 3B was free. Apart from the normal run-of-the-mill pax, seems the QF507 crew also were hopping on with us (but I believe all of them were travelling in WHY). There was also a female captain on her way to work sitting in 3E.
We were further delayed upon boarding the aircraft due to more paperwork (probably something to do with QF507), so altogether we were probably delayed at least 35 – 45 minutes. Pre-flight drinks were in order before pushback. I selected the apple and strawberry juice – a rather odd combination in my opinion but otherwise a nice blend albeit a bit sweet (note to health nuts: best to not drink this everyday). A nice sunny morning greeted us so pushback and takeoff were pretty much non-affairs.
Once airborne the hot towels were handed out, followed up by the usual choice of hot or continental breakfast. I picked out the hot breakfast of eggs, tomato, spinach and potatoes, coupled with passionfruit yoghurt and bakery items with jam and butter. From the bakery, I selected raisin toast and a croissant; it was a shame they didn’t have any walnut bread on offer. Thankfully, neither offering was rubbery - warm and soft. When the beverages were being requested, I noticed two small bottles of wine on the cart. I never knew they served alcohol in the morning, but a question soon allayed that doubt (followed by an equally absent-minded question of how much it cost). Feeling just a bit guilty I decided to chance on a champagne breakfast. So now I had four drinks sitting around me – orange juice, water, black tea and sparkling white wine.
Breakfast was consumed, although I have to admit the wine wasn’t the greatest drop I’ve imbibed. Then again, it might have been a combination of the early morning coupled with the altitude effect. The yoghurt also had an odd smell to it but tasted alright (and considering I’m still alive it must probably be some mental problem of my own). Fawlty Towers was being screened as the entertainment (after a short screening / advertisement for Australia), but I stayed abreast of the entertainment in favour of my iPod instead.
We landed in Sydney having made up a small amount of time, but just as sure we added all that time back due to our customary landing on the third runway, but an otherwise straightforward taxi to the gate 5.
Upon disembarking, I stopped off at the newsagents to buy some items to break some cash for bus fare. When I went down after that to the baggage reclaim, our bags hadn’t been put out yet. Thankfully when they were, priority tags did actually work this time.