A bit of humour

[anat0l]

Public sign on a pub:

"[Name of pub]. We have drinks colder than your ex"

 

[prozac]

Public sign on a pub:

"[Name of pub]. We have drinks colder than your ex"

Like the scrawl into the grime of a dirty car, "I wish my wife was this dirty"

 

[Hvr]

 

[Scarlett]

Animals

 

[Scarlett]

 

[prozac]

 

[AuSammy]

Nearly May already. Soon be time to prepare for the cooler weather.

 

[TheRealTMA]

Nearly May already. Soon be time to prepare for the cooler weather.

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Winter in Bali?

 

[Happy Dude]

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Legit an issue for Aussies in Japan. As an english teacher in Tokyo in the late 90's, I was often greeted with shock/confusion when asking "what did you do today ("to die")? I tried to change my accent but ultimately just stopped using "today" where possible.