On Thursday night we went to the night markets in Duras. Do we need to take anything? I asked my wife as we stepped out the door. Nah. Just water bottles. And off we went in the car.
Famous last words.
It’s about 20 minutes away on windy rural French roads. As we rounded the final bend, with the car park at Duras Château in sight, we heard the sound that every parent dreads when driving with the kids in the back—3yo’s afternoon snack making a sudden reappearance and aggressively introducing itself to the car seat, her clothes and the side of back passenger side door.
We pull over and attempt to remedy the situation using the 2 tissues I have in my pocket and the contents of the water bottles—we have no wipes, no bags and no change of clothes.
Midway through this incident, as we are undressing said sick-covered 3yo by the side of the road, a man approaches and asks me something in French.
I have temporarily forgotten how to speak French and look at him like an idiot.
«Anglais?» he asks.
I nod, while continuing to stare at him. He says something to me in English, although it seems I have also forgotten how to speak this too, so he gestures back down the hill to where a Citroen has found itself stuck down the gutters off the edge of the road.
I eventually realise that he is asking me to help push the car out.
“I’m sorry, my daughter’s just been sick”, I reply, in English.
He decides not to waste any more time attempting to get any sense out of this foolish Englishman and heads back to the car to join the recovery effort.
A few seconds later my sister peers over the wall from the Château above, wondering why we’ve parked so far away. She saves the day with wipes and directions to a nearby Carrefour Connect mini supermarket, where I dash off to to purchase a new outfit for 3yo (most supermarkets here seem to have a small clothes section, for some reason).
The night market is lovely. Nice atmosphere through the town, a beautiful mild summer evening and lots of people out enjoying it.
We eat rotisserie chicken, sausages from the butcher, soft serve ice cream and crepes.
3yo is none the worse for the earlier incident (actually quite happy, as the only new trousers I could find for her came in a set with T-Shirt and a little purse/bag thing which she is happily wearing). She is the first one up and dancing away to the local band who are the night’s entertainment.
After a while it dawns on me that, sitting next to us enjoying a wine and the band, is none other than the chap who asked me to help with push out the car. I do my best to avoid eye contact for the rest of the evening.