A bit of humour

[p--and--t]

 

[MelMel]

 

[SydneySwan]

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International Roast is level 5.

 

[Cappuccino99]

So we Melburnians are now a week into Lockdown 3.0 of defeating COVID-19. These words made me laugh But there's a lot of truth mixed in to consider. . .

1. So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitiser and hand soap?
2. Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.
3. When this virus thing is over, I still want some of you to stay away from me.
4. If these last months have taught us anything, it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.
5. Just wait a second – so what you're telling me is that my chance of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? You’re kidding, right?
6. If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal just because we reopen everything, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it.
7. Another Saturday night in the house and I just realised the trash goes out more than me.
8. Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.
9. Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now.
10. The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is.
11. Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?
12. It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a whole vineyard to home school one.
13. Did a big load of pajamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week.

 

[Flashback]

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Is it just me or does anyone else think this image that is on the UK AMEX login page reminds you of Bunnings?

Has Hvr been offering some of you cheap bad joke franchises?

You didn't get the sign up offer ?

Did it come with bonus QFF miles?

 

[p--and--t]

 

[JessicaTam]

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Now now, don't pick on the South Aussies. They make awesome chocolate, and I don't want to be cut off.

 

[p--and--t]

Now now, don't pick on the South Aussies. They make awesome chocolate, and I don't want to be cut off.

Not picking on them. Born and raised there. Just the facts .There is a reason even the locals call it the 20min city

 

[VPS]

Not picking on them. Born and raised there. Just the facts .There is a reason even the locals call it the 20min city

Not any more it isn't - you'd be surprised how congested it gets now - nowhere near Sydney or Melbourne traffic but very different to even 10 years ago

 

[straitman]

Not any more it isn't - you'd be surprised how congested it gets now - nowhere near Sydney or Melbourne traffic but very different to even 10 years ago

About 1995 we drove through the city one Sunday morning. It was like the picture in post #7166.

 

[Cruiser Elite]

 

[Cruiser Elite]

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[ayebee]

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could be an ideal time for a remake of "On the Beach"
Ava Gardener famously said she couldn't think of a better place to make the original ...

ah yes - I live in the MEL L4 lockdown area.

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

This one SO applies to us. I just want to say it wasn't ME who ran out of petrol in the desert in the NT.

 

[p--and--t]

Not any more it isn't - you'd be surprised how congested it gets now - nowhere near Sydney or Melbourne traffic but very different to even 10 years ago

A lot must have changed since Feb 2020 when I was last there for a week

 

[Flashback]

Spotted on the door of a bike shop in Wimbledon, likely owned by Aussies?

 

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[TheRealTMA]