A bit of humour

I have the photograph that accompanies this if anybody would like to see it? By American standards it’s slightly rude by our standards not so much.


Just to let you know I had the Russian Covid vaccination yesterday and can tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki Кто может это прочитать Обожаю Владимира Путина!
 
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Maybe different to the one I have then... Picture this... Mr (Mrs? 🙈) Putin, fishing rod in hand ... Topless with a big rack!

Is that all! That one has been around and around on whatsapp, email, social media etc for a week or so. A topless doctored pic of Putin. I guess some people will get offended at anything :rolleyes:
 
Well, I'm in the hospital. 😷

This has not turned out to be a good day after all! After spending the last 5 months on and off quarantined inside the house, limited contact with my family or friends since March, enough is enough.

So I decided to go for a horseback ride with a friend. Something I haven't done for a long time - years in fact. It turned out to be a horrible mistake! I got on the horse and I started out slowly, but then things got crazy. I went faster and faster and before I knew it I was going as fast as that horse could go.

I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my pants on the stirrup. I was being dragged and was bouncing all over the place. The horse just would not stop!

Thankfully the manager at Coles came running out and unplugged the machine.

Then he actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins and my bottle of Whisky, so I wouldn't try to ride the damn fire truck or clown car!!! 🤬

I have a few scrapes and bruises but nothing's broken; the headache tomorrow will be the issue!!! :cool:👍
 
Well, I'm in the hospital. 😷

This has not turned out to be a good day after all! After spending the last 5 months on and off quarantined inside the house, limited contact with my family or friends since March, enough is enough.

So I decided to go for a horseback ride with a friend. Something I haven't done for a long time - years in fact. It turned out to be a horrible mistake! I got on the horse and I started out slowly, but then things got crazy. I went faster and faster and before I knew it I was going as fast as that horse could go.

I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my pants on the stirrup. I was being dragged and was bouncing all over the place. The horse just would not stop!

Thankfully the manager at Coles came running out and unplugged the machine.

Then he actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins and my bottle of Whisky, so I wouldn't try to ride the damn fire truck or clown car!!! 🤬

I have a few scrapes and bruises but nothing's broken; the headache tomorrow will be the issue!!! :cool:👍

I lost track of which thread I was in. I thought you were going to say you caught the virus! :rolleyes:
 

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