A bit of humour

[Cruiser Elite]

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[p--and--t]

The facebook picture punchline has escaped me

 

[HokitikaGold]

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It was the last one that left me in absolute tears

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

Places to travel:
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to
be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my
friends, family and work. I live close so it's a short drive.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not
too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go and I try not to
visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the
adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all
the stimuli I can get!

And sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not.

People keep telling me I'm in Denial but I'm positive I've never been
there before!

I have been in Deepshit many times; the older I get, the easier it is
to get there. I actually kind of enjoy it there.

So far, I haven't been in Continent, but my travel agent says I'll be
there soon.

 

[Hvr]

Welcome to September, new month, new season and we're 75 per cent 66.66 per cent of the way through 2020.

Let's see what can happen in the final quarter third of the year.

Corrected the mathematics as per the following post.

 

[SydneySwan]

Welcome to September, new month, new season and we're 75 per cent of the way through 2020.

Let's see what can happen in the final quarter of the year.

A bit pedantic I know but we have 4 months to go so aren’t we 66.66% of the way through?

 

[Hvr]

A bit pedantic I know but we have 4 months to go so aren’t we 66.66% of the way through?

Whoops, my brain has gone. You're 100% correct. We're only 66.66% of the way through this year!

So what else can happen?

 

[drron]

Well 33.3% of what has already gone on wouldn't be half bad.

 

[get me outta here]

 

[Cruiser Elite]

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[Cruiser Elite]

 

[NM]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[p--and--t]

 

[SydneySwan]

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AT least it is better than International Roast.

 

[get me outta here]

 

[p--and--t]

This made me giggle and so reminded me of many many disparaging posts about QF J food (which to the contrary I quite enjoy)

YMMV

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[Cruiser Elite]

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[Cruiser Elite]

And now for some good old fasshioned toilet humour:

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