A bit of humour

[tgh]

really enjoyed tonights plonk.... so in that vein..

 

[jonboixxx]

 

[jonboixxx]

New directional signs have been erected for AFF forums, particularly;​

Predictions of when international flights may resume/bans lifted​

 

[drron]

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[JessicaTam]

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Tsk tsk @drron, go back three posts.

 

[drron]

Tsk tsk @drron, go back three posts.

It just disappeared.Magic.

 

[Ansett]

 

[jonboixxx]

 

[jonboixxx]

 

[drron]

There was a terrible shipping accident in the English Channel this afternoon. A tanker carrying blue paint rammed a tanker carrying red paint. Both crews were marooned...

Similiar to what happened in Townsville last week.

 

[Captain Halliday]

There was a terrible shipping accident in the English Channel this afternoon. A tanker carrying blue paint rammed a tanker carrying red paint. Both crews were marooned...

Similiar to what happened in Townsville last week.

50 points to 6 was quite a thumping.

I was so excited about the result that the following morning I was up early to celebrate.

Set the alarm for 5:10am

Or as Queenslanders call it, 50 to six.

 

[codash1099]

 

[kookaburra75]

Beaten to it - by someone else who follows The Far Side group on Facebook I presume

 

[JohnM]

Beaten to it - by someone else who follows The Far Side group on Facebook I presume

There is also now a Far Side web site: The Far Side Comic Strip by Gary Larson - Official Website | TheFarSide.com

Larson is still periodically producing the odd cartoon, but now using digital tools: The Far Side | TheFarSide.com

 

[straitman]

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald’s they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie – the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
Wearily, she raised her head, and said; “You idiot, I meant my dress size.”!

 

[straitman]

An Italian workman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here's your first question,' the foreman said. 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.'

'Withouta numbers?' the Italian says, 'Datsa easy.' and he proceeds to draw three trees.

'What's this?' the boss asks.

'Ave you gotta no brain? Tree and tree and tree makes a nine,' says the Italian.

'Fair enough,' says the boss. 'Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.'

The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree . 'Ere you go.'

The boss scratches his head and says, 'How on earth do you get that to represent 99?' '

Eacha of da trees is a dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Datsa a 99.'

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he says, 'All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.'

The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, 'Ere you go. One hundred.'

The boss looks at the attempt. 'You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!'

The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, 'A little doga come along and cougha by eacha tree.

So now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, whenna I start?

 

[Hvr]

 

[Ikara]

And put your tray tables in the upright position!

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[jonboixxx]