A bit of humour

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How much did Santa's sleigh cost?

Nothing, it was on the house. 🏠

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What did Santa say when asked about the wet weather?

It's the rain dear. 🎅
 
Why did the computer always play “Someone Like You?”
It was a Dell.

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Why was the man fired from the keyboard factory?
He wasn’t working with enough shifts.
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Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.

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What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.

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What kind of fruit do you bring while sailing?
Naval oranges.

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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’d just let it go.
 

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