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In Jamaica it costs $2.50 for a pie, while in the Bahamas its $3.
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean
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True, but who's on first base.
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When measuring parcels what system does Santa use?
Santametres.
Santametres.
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How much did Santa's sleigh cost?
Nothing, it was on the house.
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What did Santa say when asked about the wet weather?
It's the rain dear.
Nothing, it was on the house.
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What did Santa say when asked about the wet weather?
It's the rain dear.
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Why couldn't Santa talk?
He had tinselitis.
He had tinselitis.
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Why did the computer always play “Someone Like You?”
It was a Dell.
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Why was the man fired from the keyboard factory?
He wasn’t working with enough shifts.
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Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
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What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
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What kind of fruit do you bring while sailing?
Naval oranges.
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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’d just let it go.
It was a Dell.
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Why was the man fired from the keyboard factory?
He wasn’t working with enough shifts.
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Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
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What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
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What kind of fruit do you bring while sailing?
Naval oranges.
+++++++++++++
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’d just let it go.
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We need a bigger 'laugh' reaction! Humour post of the year I reckon.
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Was it because he wasn't wearing a mask?
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