A bit of humour

[TheRealTMA]

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[straitman]

In Jamaica it costs $2.50 for a pie, while in the Bahamas its $3.

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean

 

[Geegeela]

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True, but who's on first base.

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[Hvr]

When measuring parcels what system does Santa use?

Santametres.

 

[NM]

It's sad really!

Only sad for the neighbour's cat

 

[Ansett]

 

[Ansett]

 

[Hvr]

How much did Santa's sleigh cost?

Nothing, it was on the house.

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What did Santa say when asked about the wet weather?

It's the rain dear.

 

[JessicaTam]

Why couldn't Santa talk?

He had tinselitis.

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

Why couldn't Santa talk?

He had tinselitis.

I can tell my grandkids that one !!

 

[drron]

 

[straitman]

 

[drron]

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[Hvr]

Why did the computer always play “Someone Like You?”
It was a Dell.

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Why was the man fired from the keyboard factory?
He wasn’t working with enough shifts.
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Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.

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What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.

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What kind of fruit do you bring while sailing?
Naval oranges.

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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’d just let it go.

 

[Major]

Oops

 

[JessicaTam]

Oops

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We need a bigger 'laugh' reaction! Humour post of the year I reckon.

 

[Flashback]

We need a bigger 'laugh' reaction! Humour post of the year I reckon.

Was it because he wasn't wearing a mask?

 

[VPS]

We need a bigger 'laugh' reaction! Humour post of the year I reckon.

To be fair some of the others weren’t very good