A bit of humour

[VPS]

A bit late really but just saw this

 

[TheRealTMA]

A bit late really but just saw this

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Maybe useful in SA but useless in QLD!

 

[VPS]

Maybe useful in SA but useless in QLD!

We'd be lucky to have an inch in the bottom before it evaporated

 

[codash1099]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[Mrsfefe]

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They forgot “Pothole“ - everyone goes out of their way to avoid him.

 

[AIRwin]

They forgot “Pothole“ - everyone goes out of their way to avoid him.

Or her

 

[cosi]

 

[Cruiser Elite]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

He Had It Coming !! ... he had it coming ....

 

[Hvr]

They forgot “Pothole“ - everyone goes out of their way to avoid him

And the baggage handler called the judge.

Always sitting on a case.

 

[kelvedon]

 

[straitman]

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."
"Thank you for taking all of us with you.
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."

 

[straitman]

 

[straitman]

 

[oz_mark]

I checked Redbook for my car’s value. It asked if the tank is full or empty.

 

[Hvr]

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

 

[oz_mark]

 

[Major]

Even the truck is surprised by the price of fuel

 

[kelvedon]

Bruges has the Church of Our Lady
Jerusalem has the Church of the Holy Sepulchre

….and Florida has the Church of the Confused Chicken