A bit of humour

[JohnM]

Hey, this looks PERfect...

PER - T-Shirt

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[JohnM]

here you go.. Do I Look Like I Fly Economy? - T-Shirt

A mate of mine just came back with this response when I sent him that link:

Just get one with ‘1A’ for the wet tee shirt competition.

 

[codash1099]

 

[codash1099]

 

[ALH]

Olaf the Viking is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a
wheelchair, almost in tears.
"What's the matter?" asks Olaf.
"Oh," sobs the old lady. "I want to have a look at the frozen puddings but, as you can see, there are three steps down into the chiller cabinets.'

"No problem," says Olaf, lifting her onto his back. "I'll take you.”
Olaf strolls through the chiller cabinets with the old lady on his back.

She selects several puddings
and puts them in the basket he is carrying for her.
At the other end the old lady's husband is waiting
with her wheelchair.
"I'd really like to thank you," says the old lady as Olaf sets her back down in the chair, "but I don't
even know who you are!"

Olaf just waves and walks off.
"I was really worried about you," comments the
old lady's husband. "What have you been doing?"
"I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name."

 

[TheRealTMA]

Olaf the Viking is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a
wheelchair, almost in tears.
"What's the matter?" asks Olaf.
"Oh," sobs the old lady. "I want to have a look at the frozen puddings but, as you can see, there are three steps down into the chiller cabinets.'

"No problem," says Olaf, lifting her onto his back. "I'll take you.”
Olaf strolls through the chiller cabinets with the old lady on his back.

She selects several puddings
and puts them in the basket he is carrying for her.
At the other end the old lady's husband is waiting
with her wheelchair.
"I'd really like to thank you," says the old lady as Olaf sets her back down in the chair, "but I don't
even know who you are!"

Olaf just waves and walks off.
"I was really worried about you," comments the
old lady's husband. "What have you been doing?"
"I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name."

That’s gotta be a very bad Dad Joke… probably one of the worst.

 

[Captain Halliday]

That’s gotta be a very bad Dad Joke… probably one of the worst.

What do German sausages have to do with it?

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[TheRealTMA]

What do German sausages have to do with it?

You mean Austrian I assume. Did I mention Conchita? Fabulous voice!

 

[Bundy Bear]

This gets truer as I get older, especially now that I am 50.

 

[VPS]

True statement

 

[VPS]

Predicting the future

 

[Ansett]

 

[Ansett]

 

[Ade]

Just sit down in a comfortable chair and look relaxed. believe me she will notice you then.

lol, my dad says the same thing. And I have seen this happen to him

 

[Bundy Bear]

Not liking this getting old part

Caffeine helps

 

[Hvr]

To continue on from the photo above:
And hope you don't leak while warming up.

 

[Cruiser Elite]

 

[straitman]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

A police officer came to our door tonight and asked where I was between 5 and 6. The look on his face when I answered “kindergarten” was priceless.