A bit of humour

[Major]

On the subject of eggs, why is it that you have to pay for Range Eggs, even though it clearly says that they are Free?

It's the $1.88 for a carton of large eggs that gets me ???

 

[prozac]

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

I wonder if it reclines?

 

[codash1099]

Standing Right Next To Baggage Carousel Makes Luggage Arrive Faster, Study Shows — The Shovel

“The handlers out on the tarmac can see you eagerly standing right up close to the carousel, so they search for your luggage and put it onto the conveyer belt first,” one of the researchers explained.

www.theshovel.com.au

 

[Ade]

Standing Right Next To Baggage Carousel Makes Luggage Arrive Faster, Study Shows — The Shovel

“The handlers out on the tarmac can see you eagerly standing right up close to the carousel, so they search for your luggage and put it onto the conveyer belt first,” one of the researchers explained.

www.theshovel.com.au

Not just one person from the travel party - from what I have seen, the below also helps

1. All members of the travel party should be standing right next to the carousel, so that all the bags arrive faster.
2. The luggage trolly must be parked touching the carousel, not that it is easier to trip and fall down
3. All members of the travel party need to point to bags at random to check it it's their bag and the travel party leader, flips the baggage tag on the bags to ensure that it's NOT theirs ... I mean, if you can't identify your bag .. I mean ...
4. Give your kids a trolley each so that they will leave you alone to concentrate on the bags, but the kids also bring their trolley to the carousel to collect *their* bags

 

[prozac]

Not just one person from the travel party - from what I have seen, the below also helps

1. All members of the travel party should be standing right next to the carousel, so that all the bags arrive faster.
2. The luggage trolly must be parked touching the carousel, not that it is easier to trip and fall down
3. All members of the travel party need to point to bags at random to check it it's their bag and the travel party leader, flips the baggage tag on the bags to ensure that it's NOT theirs ... I mean, if you can't identify your bag .. I mean ...
4. Give your kids a trolley each so that they will leave you alone to concentrate on the bags, but the kids also bring their trolley to the carousel to collect *their* bags

Don't start me on people who stand right next to the carousel, impeding others from retrieving their bag. And #4 just escalates that feeling up a notch or two.

 

[Ade]

Don't start me on people who stand right next to the carousel, impeding others from retrieving their bag.

ARGH! this .... this happened to me at MAA. Arrived with my parents & rellos from DEL. I could see my bag was coming down the carousel and I kept saying "excuse me" as I tried to move past the carousel-space-hoggers, and made it *almost* to the spot where I can retrieve my bag. There was this one guy in front of me, who just wouldn't move and his bag was nowhere in sight (he was still at the carousel as we exited the airport, after collecting al 8 bags). He gave me a dirty look as I said "excuse me" and asked me to move to a different part of the carousel. I was like, "why! my bag is almost here" ... he just wouldn't budge... my dad sensed that this might get a bit out of hand, so he signalled me to move from there. So, I moved aside and collected the bag 2 feet from where he was standing ... did not understand why he just wouldn't move and let me collect my bag!

 

[Hvr]

So, I moved aside and collected the bag 2 feet from where he was standing ...

And if, as you're walking away from the carousal you accidentally hit him in the knee, well he was asked to move.

 

[prozac]

And if, as you're walking away from the carousal you accidentally hit him in the knee, well he was asked to move.

It's like an invitation ...

 

[drron]

And I admit to having done that after a final excuse me as I began to pick up my bag.

 

[drron]

 

[prozac]

Many specialists complain they cannot read the referral my lovely GP has sent them.

 

[Ansett]

 

[Hvr]

Why is light beer like making love in a canoe?

Because it's very close to water.

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[Hvr]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[prozac]

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MasterProzac was a climber before he could walk. You'd come into a room to find him at the top of a bookshelf. When he needed to reach for the shelf above he would gum (no teeth) the shelf and then reach up to the next one.
He'd disappear early evening, you'd find he crawled to his bedroom and climbed into the cot, put himself to bed /sleep.

 

[Ansett]