A bit of humour

[codash1099]

From The Shovel:

Man Shaves 1.7 Seconds Off 2-Hour Flight by Standing Up as Soon as Plane Lands — The Shovel

A Sydney businessman has arrived at his destination almost two full seconds before his fellow passengers, after bolting up into the aisle the moment the fasten seatbelt sign went off.

theshovel.com.au

I assume there'll be a story about crowding the luggage carousel soon.

The Shovel is also a rich source QF/Joyce/Albo "stories". Great stuff.

See this post above:

Standing Right Next To Baggage Carousel Makes Luggage Arrive Faster, Study Shows — The Shovel

“The handlers out on the tarmac can see you eagerly standing right up close to the carousel, so they search for your luggage and put it onto the conveyer belt first,” one of the researchers explained.

theshovel.com.au

 

[Happy Dude]

See this post above:

Standing Right Next To Baggage Carousel Makes Luggage Arrive Faster, Study Shows — The Shovel

“The handlers out on the tarmac can see you eagerly standing right up close to the carousel, so they search for your luggage and put it onto the conveyer belt first,” one of the researchers explained.

theshovel.com.au

Ha! The only thing missing in the pic, which is every luggage carousel in the world, is the kids up front touching every bag and asking "Is this ours Dad?".

 

[VPS]

I just wasn't sure where to post this. Maybe another virgin birth

 

[andye]

I just wasn't sure where to post this. Maybe another virgin birth

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I suppose technically possible with artificial insemination

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

Or your name is Mary

 

[anat0l]

I just wasn't sure where to post this. Maybe another virgin birth

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I suppose technically possible with artificial insemination

Some like to regard their pets as their children.

Another thought: adoption or foster children?

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[anat0l]

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When you have a REALLY bad day at work...

fb.watch

(Facebook video, but link can be watched without Facebook)

If you're having a bad day...

...question is, do you say the boss will be ****** off or are our two friends in the ****?

 

[prozac]

 

[Buzzard]

I just wasn't sure where to post this. Maybe another virgin birth

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When my daughter was a Family Lawyer, she acted for a single Greek girl who didn't want dads name on the child's birth certificate. So as not to bring shame on the family her argument was that it was an immaculate conception and she was still as pure as snow.

 

[Ansett]

 

[Ansett]

 

[TheRealTMA]

TEES ​

September 15 at 12:47 AM ·
“After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.’
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.”
Credit: unknown

 

[prozac]

 

[drron]

 

[prozac]

 

[Flashback]

If you know, you know......

 

[Buzzard]

Decisions, decisions.

 

[Buzzard]

 

[drron]