A bit of humour

[VPS]

The SA Police have a sense of humour

 

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[TheRealTMA]

Not something mere mortals should do.

"The 76-year-old told guests that the restraints weren’t “because of the watch or the customs office” but because he had “a hot night” with girlfriend Heather Milligan. Schwarzenegger suggested he had a “hot night” with his girlfriend Heather Milligan.

Although the joke seemingly took some attendees by surprise, the former bodybuilder kept going.
“It’s unbelievable. No, but seriously the woman in the customs office said, ‘If you don’t behave I’m going to put you in handcuffs,‘” he recalled.
“And I said, ‘Hey, that’s okay. That’s a great deal because usually I pay $500 for that.‘”

"Despite momentarily appearing to explain what actually happened next, Schwarzenegger used the opportunity to tell one final awkward joke.

He joked that after customs found the $US100,000 Audemars Piguet watch in his luggage, they started searching for a second one — which they never found.

“He couldn’t find it because I was hiding it,” he said. “And I can’t tell you where because I just cannot sit down today.”

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/arnold-schwarzenegger-discusses-detainment-with-awkward-jokes-about-sex-prostitution/news-story/56daec5cb7507b00325f31c66419774d

 

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[JessicaTam]

Wait, so you actively hang it the wrong way?

Yes, there's a 'right way' to hang the toilet paper, and it's about hygiene.

No. But it seems others do.

 

[TheRealTMA]

No. But it seems others do.

Strange. It’s a gender thing. Some genders always hang it the wrong way,

 

[Hvr]

Strange. It’s a gender thing. Some genders always hang it the wrong way,

So is this hung correctly?

 

[Hvr]

 

[TheRealTMA]

So is this hung correctly?

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Turn it over to see the gender?

 

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[AIRwin]

So is this hung correctly?

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Silk toilet roll?

 

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[JessicaTam]

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There is one of those plaques in Melbourne CBD. Maybe Russell St?

 

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[p--and--t]

Either someone forgot the commas or this is a very very limited use toilet