A bit of humour

[TonyDoh]

The judge addressed the drunk. "You have been brought here for drinking."
The drunk said, "Thank you very much, your Honour. Let's start."
Everyone in the court started laughing.
Banging the gavel, the judge said, "Order!"
The drunk said, "Whiskey and soda for me."

 

[p--and--t]

 

[prozac]

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On the topic of ice-cream, don't tell me none of you thought the same. Nice microphone technique!

 

[latawiec]

It is a funny commercial, not from the Bunnings but from an European OBI.

 

[p--and--t]

 

[Ansett]

The secret is out. This is how they make xx_X.

 

[prozac]

 

[prozac]

 

[p--and--t]

 

[Ade]

The secret is out. This is how they make xx_X.

Not sure I follow .... is it because 4X sounds like 4kegs?

 

[DejaBrew]

Not sure I follow .... is it because 4X sounds like 4kegs?

The old joke is that it’s called xx_X because Queenslanders don’t know how to spell “beer”. Others believe it’s called xx_X because it doesn’t taste near enough to beer to warrant being labelled as such. Others just feel that xx_X tastes like p!$$

 

[RSVKanga]

I do note that today was meant to be QF’s day in Canberra with the A220 inaugural and celebrations, but Qatar Airways decided to fly a QR branded spy air balloon over Canberra today - I do hope the A220 is equiped with the appropriate competition security features since Qatar Airways may be gathering intelligence on behalf of Qantas’ regional adversary Virgin Australia. I also hope that Qantas business traveller passengers do not get brainwashed into anti-QF views after seeing the balloon on arrival in Canberra, which is the exact (and more serious) intention of the balloon since QR don’t even fly to CBR. This balloon emits anti-QF waves.

 

[NM]

Others just feel that xx_X tastes like p!$$

And you can only print one of those options on a can

 

[p--and--t]

 

[Hvr]

The old joke is that it’s called xx_X because Queenslanders don’t know how to spell “beer”. Others believe it’s called xx_X because it doesn’t taste near enough to beer to warrant being labelled as such. Others just feel that xx_X tastes like p!$$

Or that Queenslanders can't write, so they sign with an X. Therefore, four Xs is fancy signature.

 

[p--and--t]

 

[SYD]

Translation:
“Here. Beers colder than your ex’s heart”

 

[p--and--t]

 

[drron]

For the oldies.

 

[Blackadder]