A bit of humour

[p--and--t]

Amal and Juan are identical twins.
Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.

Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal!

 

[prozac]

 

[p--and--t]

Lost in translation

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[SYD]

Lost in translation

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"Lost in translation" - That's probably a good title for a thread! (if there isn't one already?)

 

[Hvr]

I have no inclination to be In Disposed, I've never been there but I hear that it's rubbish.

I've been In Tolerant but I just had to put up with it.

I don't have the will to be in-Teststate.

I was planning on going but my trip was cut short by COVID so I ended up in Complete.

On my last trip to WA I got quite sick with dysentery and ended up Innaloo. It was pretty bad.

 

[Hvr]

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age, I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country that was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there!

 

[Hvr]

 

[prozac]

Not so much humour as a fun fact.

 

[Hvr]

 

[anat0l]

My friend from Helsinki was just cast into a musical. Lucky her - she gets to sing the final number.

Always knew it was best to Finnish on a good note.

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

 

[anat0l]

How long will it take before young people have no idea what these things are?


One for all the mums (especially mums of young children)


...and one for the parents of older children.


Gotta give it to them for marketing!

 

[prozac]

 

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Looks quintessentially British.

 

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Meanwhile, in Larnaca (Cyprus)......

 

[Black Duck]

Ten Facts, about you:


1.You're reading this

2.You think that's stupid

4.You didn't notice I missed out 3

5.Now you're checking it

6.Now you're getting upset

8.You didn't notice I missed out 7

9.Now you're checking

10.You're wondering how many times you can fall or the same trick

11.You didn't notice there's only supposed to be 10 facts.

12.There are only 10 facts.

 

[JohnM]

 

[prozac]

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Yours John?

 

[JohnM]

Yours John?

Cheeky!

Most definitely not.