A bit of humour

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Apple products may not work with Windows, but at least they work with a door!

 

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Reminds me of this classic childhood absence note -:

"Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea direathe the $h!ts."

Some other classic excuse notes (including spelling)...

• My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
  
  
• Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
  
  
• Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
  
  
• Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
  
  
• Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
  
  
• John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
  
  
• Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
  
  
• Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
  
  
• Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
  
  
• Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
  
  
• Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
  
  
• Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
  
  
• Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
  
  
• Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
  
  
• Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
  
  
• My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
  
  
• Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
  
  
• Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
  
  
• Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
  
  
• Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
  
  
• Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

 

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No-one, and I mean no-one gives a f*6k about what zodiac sign you are, what kind of coughtail you'd be, or if your cat has had kittens.
What's your favourite garden hose setting?

 

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& persian carpets

 

[andye]

No-one, and I mean no-one gives a f*6k about what zodiac sign you are, what kind of coughtail you'd be, or if your cat has had kittens.
What's your favourite garden hose setting?

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Jet followed by shower for me

At first, I thought this was the medical thread and you were asking about the gents' prostate function

 

[Gremlin]

Jet followed by shower for me

At first, I thought this was the medical thread and you were asking about the gents' prostate function

Is your answer still the same?!?

 

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