A bit of humour

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[codash1099]

I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went:

"Hello sir, how are you today?"

"I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the point, WHO are you?"

"Sir, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft".

"Microsoft, eh? Is that a city in Pakistan? How's the weather there today?"

" No, sir - MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer and -"

"REALLY?? Well, that's quite concerning......"

"Yes sir, it can become very serious indeed, but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you. Now, if you -"

"No, I meant it's very concerning because you see I don't HAVE a computer".

"You don't?"

"I don't".

"Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop sir -"

"Don't have one".

"Ipad?"

"Nope".

"Tablet?"

"Nope, I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone".

After a few seconds of silence, he said "Ah, sir, you are lying to me now!"

I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.

 

[Ikara]

My favourite is the one when they call about a "recent motor car accident the you were involved in".
My response is..."do you mean the one that my wife and I were killed in?"
Silence..........and then click.

 

[prozac]

At least the Olympic symbol is right way up.

 

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[drron]

 

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My uncle just texted me, and asked,
“What does IDK mean?"

I replied, "I don't know".

He said, "Dang it, nobody I've asked knows!"

 

[Bundy Bear]

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I would come in 4th just so I wouldn’t have to walk up to the podium.

 

[prozac]

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I would come in 4th just so I wouldn’t have to walk up to the podium.

We were watching the men's hockey tonight, Aus v. NZ. Said to MrsProzac, "Maybe I could be a hockey goalie, my reactions are still ok and they don't do any running".

 

[anat0l]

We were watching the men's hockey tonight, Aus v. NZ. Said to MrsProzac, "Maybe I could be a hockey goalie, my reactions are still ok and they don't do any running".

Surprised she didn't say that you should... stick... to your day job.

 

[Flashback]

We were watching the men's hockey tonight, Aus v. NZ. Said to MrsProzac, "Maybe I could be a hockey goalie, my reactions are still ok and they don't do any running".

Given I have a few friends who are goalies..... that couldn't be further from the truth

 

[prozac]

Surprised she didn't say that you should... stick... to your day job.

Well that is not too far from what she said...

 

[Jacques Vert]

I was watching the Olympic backstoke and the French commentator kept referring to one of our swimmers as K-lee Mac-E-one!

Took me most of the race to work out who he was talking about.

 

[Ansett]

Yep

 

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