A bit of humour

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[anat0l]

A old bloke is having a drink at the bar in a pub, when in bursts a young bloke and he comes right up behind the old bloke. "HAAAAAAAIIIIII-YA!"

The old bloke falls off his stool and he yells, "What the hell was that?!"

"Tae-kwon-do, from Korea," laughs the young'un as he orders a pint from the barman.

The old guy is annoyed as he picks himself up and gets back on his stool. Five minutes later, "HAAAAAAAIIIIII-YA!"

The old bloke is on the floor again. "What the b. hell is that??!"

"Judo, from Japan," laughs the young bloke.

The old man is absolutely livid and storms out of the pub. The young bloke takes his stool and continues drinking his beer.

Five minutes later, "HAAAAAAAIIIIII-YA!"

Down goes the young bloke, onto the floor, completely out cold. Standing behind him is the old bloke, who says, "Cricket bat, from Kmart."

 

[prozac]

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Co-pilot's guitalele is upside down.

 

[Hvr]

I got banned from the zoo for making a parrot laugh.

Polly tickle correctness gone mad.

 

[Hvr]

 

[p--and--t]

Co-pilot's guitalele is upside down.

Well if i knew what that meant, should I be impressed or upset or ???

 

[prozac]

Well if i knew what that meant, should I be impressed or upset or ???

The bloke on the right is co-pilot, pilot sits in left seat. His instrument is a guitalele, between the size of a guitar and a baritone ukelele. The thicker strings are toward the bottom side of the neck. Yeah, I know you didn't want an explanation.

 

[drron]

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Today I plead guilty as charged. Will try harder tomorrow.

 

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Sad indictment of society and the "sport".

 

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