A bit of humour

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I went into a bar and ordered a Neil Diamond.

The bartender pulled out rum, orange root vegetables, and a green citrus.

Sweet carrot lime!

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I managed to contact the spirit of our window cleaner who died recently.
I used a Squeegee board.

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Just visited the birthplace of the founder of modern dentistry. I was surprised that there wasn't some kind of plaque on the wall.


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A Cadbury's truck and a Lego truck have collided on the M1
Police say the road is choc a bloc.

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I Just bought a dog from the local blacksmith. As soon as I got it home he made a bolt for the door..

 

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Honesty in advertising.
You might say the Assistant Manager is really a marketing genius.

 

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[VPS]

Pickpockets

 

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Billionaires

 

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