A bit of humour

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Looks like they've got the work experience kids on duty in the (e)mail room over the Easter break... 🤡

From a Hotels Voucher email received today (my bolding):

Important Information​
+ This $30 voucher can only be used towards part, or full payment of hotel bookings through qantas.com/hotels or qantas.com/luxuryhotels. If there is a balance remaining to be paid, you must pay this balance with a credit/charge card. The $30 voucher can only be used on one transaction. The voucher must be used to make a booking by 0:00 (AEST) 1 January 1972, otherwise it will be forfeited.​
 
Reminds me about a decade ago I went to one of those gyms, Fitness First or somesuch. I wasn't dropping much (any) weight and they asked how much wine I drank a night. "Just the one"
Couple of weeks ago a Dr. going down his check list asked if I drink alcohol. Just social I said. You're very social are you, he replied. How do they know!
 
I tried calling the tinnitus hotline but there was no answer, it just kept ringing.

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Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

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