A bit of humour

[Gremlin]

More people attempting than tentacles on an octopus

Not me. I need to mullet over first…

 

[SydneySwan]

I am unsubscribing for a while until that fishy smell recedes.

 

[Hvr]

I am unsubscribing for a while until that fishy smell recedes.

Are you afraid you'll flake out?

 

[DejaBrew]

I’ve had a whale of a time and cod go on as I’m bream full of puns, but my boss will krill me if I don’t get some work done and there’s no hiding from the fact that I’ve gotta earn a few squid to help fund those J trips

 

[Major]

You should put out a few tentacles for those J trips

 

[drron]

No. My mullet was getting in the way when I tried to read your post.

 

[drron]

Not me. I need to mullet over first…

Sorry @Gremlin I didn’t go to the new page before posting so I will go and put my leather jacket and go somewhere else.

 

[Cossie]

Am I the sole person here that doesn’t find this funny?

 

[prozac]

Am I the sole person here that doesn’t find this funny?

That's very black and whiting.

 

[drron]

Pity I didn’t win last night’s Oz lotto. I would have shouted Wahoo.

 

[prozac]

Pity I didn’t win last night’s Oz lotto. I would have shouted Wahoo.

I'd tuna guitar and sing along with you.

 

[Ansett]

I am Craying out loud here

 

[p--and--t]

Yesterday afternoon I was walking and holding hands with my wife. I suddenly dropped her hand and grabbed my cell phone to take this picture. She hit me in my chest and wouldn't talk to me the rest of the day. Last night, she asked me "How could you?" I said "How could I not? It's not every day you see a dog driving a car."

 

[Ansett]

So seems some have taken the Bait lol

 

[NM]

So seems some have taken the Bait lol

I took it just for the halibut

 

[drron]

People still carping on about nothing.

 

[DejaBrew]

All these fish puns are kraken me up For those yet to participate, don’t be koi

 

[SYD]

 

[p--and--t]

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner hat he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede,
which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box,
and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the pub for a drink with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go down the pub with me today? We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again,"How about going down the pub with me ?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.

This time he put his face up against the centipede ' s box and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the pub with me? .....

This time, a little voice came out of the box, ''I heard you the first time! I 'm putting my f---ing shoes on!"

 

[p--and--t]