A bit of humour

A gynaecologist, sick of his career and all the malpractice BS, decides to quit his job and become a mechanic.

He enrols in a mechanics course and goes through all the training. At the end of the course, there's an exam that he needs to pass to qualify as a mechanic.

Days after the final exam, he receives a call from the instructors. "Congratulations, you've passed the course with a score of 150%".

"150%?! How is that possible? There must be some mistake..."

"Well, mate, there was 50% for disassembling the engine, and you aced that bit. Next there was 50% for reassembling the engine, and you succeeded with that one, too.

The final 50% was because we have never seen anyone do that all through the muffler!"
 
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