The Packing
Many, many, years ago in a dark and distant land known as the LOTFAP I was a frequent flyer with DL. :shock: I spent two years of my life explaining that my, apparent, command of the English language was because I was English and actually I hadn’t just learned to speak the language whilst living in the mid west. That however is not important, what is important is that I learned to travel without checked luggage.....and I thank the good folks at DL for their unintentional, well at least I think it was unintentional, help in getting me there.
In the space of four weeks my luggage had gone missing three times, each time it turned up again, usually delivered to my home or hotel, and once to my old boss's house, a couple of days after it had set out on its own epic adventure. I sat down and said to myself, “Tony, enough is enough, it is time to travel light!” At the time I may have used more expletives but I like to think of AFF as a family friendly site.
My typical working, yes working (hard to believe I know), week started on a Sunday night and finished on a Friday night. I’d travel late on Sunday so that I could be ready for action(ish) first thing on a Monday morning. Typically my return flight was booked for late on Friday afternoon. Five nights in a hotel/motel/fleapit, and not necessarily the same one each night.
I froze immediately. Packing light required planning, a quality, as you have already seen, I have significant deficiencies in. There was only one thing I could do.........Ignore the problem in the hope it would go away and play computer golf on my 75 kg Toshiba laptop. (It was state of the art, the size of a small hatchback and had Windows 3.1 for workgroups
.......one for the teenagers there!!!!!)
...alas the problem remained. I would actually have to do something about it.
I planned my hotel stays to get two consecutive nights at a hotel with a laundry service, or at least a washing machine (very tricky when you are staying at Motel 6!! I have fond memories of the one in Nashville with bullet holes in the ceiling :shock
, and packed my business and casual wear accordingly. It turned out to be relatively easy, but looking back I was a real novice I could have fitted a lot more into my rollaboard, after all most Americans seemed to travel with their kitchen sinks. (It was this stage of my life I discovered the importance of getting on to the aircraft early!)
By the time of 9/11 I was based in Australia, but still visiting the US a little, and I just gave up on carry on. The hassle factor with electronics and searches made me revert back to checked luggage. How I laughed when those three little letters, SSS, appeared on every boarding card. :!:
Thanks to a quirk of fate, who would have thought so many people could leave a business in one year, I found myself inadvertently and quite without any merit, elevated into a mildly senior role in the business I worked for. (If you have been keeping up with this nauseating drivel you will remember it is the bit about me swanning around the world in OW J cabins.) Whilst my luggage never set off on it’s own whacky adventures I did find the, seemingly endless, waiting at the carousel for my F tagged baggage to turn up a little tiresome.* (I’m convinced that the baggage handlers in Australia look for the yellow F tags and hold them back.) Admittedly it took me about five years to get to this stage, I list procrastination as a key strength on my CV, and more importantly a link on AFF (Thank you jdlover23.) to an article in the
NY Times to get me back to thinking about carry on only. After reading the article I found myself, once again, packing light for 1-2 week trips. There is a wonderful thread devoted to packing light
here.
So what does a high powered executive need for a week long trip to the UK for important business meetings I hear you ask? I have absolutely no idea whatsoever, but, as an indolent, rather pointless middle manager, I need the following for my 9 day trip (Yes I really will be making a trip.):
4 Business Shirts - can also double up as casual
2 Polo Shirts
2 T Shirts
1 Crew Neck Sweater (Cotton - lightweight)
2 Pairs of Chinos
1 Pair of Jeans
1 Jacket (In more enlightened times they were called blazers)
5 Pairs of Socks
5 Pairs Underwear
1 Pair runners (lightweight without laces)
1 Pair Business Shoes (Comfortable)
1 Clip on Tie
1 Raincoat (Lightweight aka a cagoule, cagoul, kagoule or kagool)
1 Wash bag (Razor, shaving cream, deodorant, toothbrush, toothpaste, lip balm)
Along the way I’ll pick up two pairs of Qantas J Pyjamas and four amenity kits....and that pretty much sorts out my Christmas shopping!
I’ll travel with two bags and aim to keep them under 7 kg each. I have an STM Revolution for my lovely gadgets, and a cheapo wheeled 20” carry on, for which, I have had a custom QF tag made up to ensure everyone knows who I am.
For flying I’ll wear one of the business shirts, over a T shirt, a pair of chinos, business shoes, socks and underwear (Don’t you just hate flying commando?) and the jacket. I’d normally wear thongs, a singlet and boardies, but I need to wear the extra clothing so I don’t have to pack it....oh yes and I don’t want
to offend the good folk in the F lounge.
I’ll get laundry done at my palatial hotel to ensure I keep fresh!
...and so endeth another installment of the introduction. Only just over a week to go to the trip start.....providing the ash keeps away and Mr Joyce doesn't cancel my flight because QF is losing money on it's international business. (I can just see it now, I wait over two years for a paid J flight and finish up on DeathStar!:shock
* As a footnote I make a point of standing with my feet just behind the white or yellow or red line that surrounds the baggage carousel, why do people insist upon standing directly in front of me?