Boston to Dallas Fort Worth (BOS-DFW) First Class on AA MD80, and security incident
As I've alluded to already, I had a side trip on a cheap first class fare (YUP) to rack up even more miles and status credits. This is a fairly simple 4 sector round trip in under 24 hours, with each leg over 1200 miles and every sector having a back-up flight in case of problems. I could have gone for more segments at risk of misconnecting (and only small increase in mileage and status earning), or to a destination further away (eg Honolulu) with much tighter connections, but I decided to take the easy way.
For those unfamiliar with YUP fares, some airlines (including at least United and American - not sure who else) sell economy fares that book into first class subject to availability. On aa.com you select book by fare and choose restricted first. There are various types, YUP, QUP, KUP. Some are refundable and some are not. As long as first class is available, then earning is at first class rates. Basically it is structured by the airlines to "fool" the beancounters who require economy only, while actually giving first class in most cases. My booking is refundable and books into full Y if first is not available, ie almost as flexible as a refundable first class fare.
So I head to F check in and wait and wait while the one agent attends to what seems to be a tricky case. Economy check in has several agents and much faster moving line so I wonder why they don't move an agent or two from there to first check in (there are empty F check in desks). After 10 minutes or so (and the agent still on the same person), a couple more agents do turn up and so the queue starts moving again. I ask for the return boarding passes but am told they couldn't check me in. Looking at the boarding pass I notice my status isn't showing, so I ask for my FFP # to be entered to be told it is already in there (as it should be since issued by AA at their ticketing office). Oh well, will see if I need to chase up the mileage credit. By the way in checking my account regularly I see that QF and BA have posted fast - within 24 hours of the flight. So far none of my AA flights have posted
I head to security and take the elite lane. The lady in front of me has a huge clear plastic bag with lots of toiletries (at least a dozen) and several look to be much bigger than 3 ozs (about 90mls), which is the current limit (unless it has changed very recently).
I put my couple of small 1 oz toiletries in a clear ziplock bag, put carry on on the machine along with belt and shoes. When my bag comes through they want to search it for some reason. This takes 15 minutes or so and ends with them confiscating my small toiletries as well as an airline amenity kit (which I'd emptied of liquids). :td: WTF? These same toiletries have passed inspection throughout US and around the world. They are also much less than the toiletries successfully taken through by the lady in front of me. So I politely ask why mine are being taken. I don't get any answer at all - "they are not allowed" is not a valid answer in my view. I pause, wondering if I should get into a discussion about how they've passed security at LHR, LAX, ORD and ELP already. Given my rather unusual itinerary, shortish time until my onward flight and near certainty that the TSA dude would call over his supervisor and no doubt take a long time to discuss this I reluctantly decided not to pursue it. BTW I also posted about this incident on the
ziplock bag carnival thread.
So now I need to get new toiletries that are still legal (and what might that be if they can be so arbitrary and seemingly make stuff up?), as well as a new clear ziplock bag - yes they confiscated that also.
Fuming slightly I head to the lounge. Hopping on the computer I check in and print out the boarding passes for the return flights, including the flight the next day. There does seem to be something odd happening with turnaround check ins - see
this AA thread for example.
It is soon 30 minutes prior to departure so I head to the gate to see the aircraft has only just arrived. So boarding is slightly delayed and pushback, but not by too much. The flight is totally full with a lot of standby passengers not making the flight.
A struggle to fit carryon in overhead bin anywhere near my seat - on arrival in Dallas this caused minor injuries as a fellow passenger standing in front of me leaned behind me to pull his carry on down, clipping my head on the way. No pre-departure drinks. Meal is salad and choice of pizza or roast beef sandwich with horseradish sauce.
I sleep most of the flight.
We arrive in Dallas slightly early but have a small wait for another aircraft to leave our gate. I make my way to the lounge in between arrival and departure gate for a shower, plus catching up on FT and posting this.