Dear Hotels (RE Your Showers)

[oldenglishwhitemga]

anything with a SHOWER CURTAIN must always be avoided!!!!

My better half always insists on changing hotels if even the hint of a curtain is suspected. Far more important than tap operation.

 

[oldenglishwhitemga]

Look on the bright side, just think how easy it is to clean the toilet ........quick wipeover with your face washer and it's all done :shock:.

Honestly, I can't say I really have issues with shower taps, but on a bathroom/toilet theme, I did have an issue once with the "starting block" toilets at Changi (I think) about 25 years ago. I'd done the business (bloody awkward I must say) and pushed the flush button, only to find a blockage of some description was refusing to let my little packages of doom travel in the corect direction. There I was desperately clawing at the door latch to get the thing open whilst the contents of this hole to nowhere, started to chase me across the floor! I was just happy I'd hitched up my strides before pushing the "eject" button on the wall!


I've never used starting blocks since!

And dont get me started on self cleansing bidets!
The hand held jets I can cope with ( just) but the push button adjacent the bowl that EVERYONE has placed their ****ty fingers on are a nightmare.
And the toiletting of some thobe wearing gents who insist on using the seat as a perch and then slashing water etc around the cubicle just beggars belief. Very common in Claridges!