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From what I've seen, most WP's are overweight, even without baggage.....
From what I've seen, most WP's are overweight, even without baggage.....
Checking in at PER last December I was advised that since the move to Altea, the system cannot allow people to get away with excess luggage. If it's over the limit for the pax, the system advises and will not allow checkin to be completed or bag tags to be printed. Payment is the only way to get around this, so it looks like it's an Altea thing.
Have we met? :shock:From what I've seen, most WP's are overweight, even without baggage.....
I used that trick last time with a couple of dozen golf balls on my person.Of course, things like spare batteries and other relatively dense items have no weight at all if you are wearing them on your person.
Interesting as I have a letter from Qantas that allows me to carry up to 50kg when travelling for work. All I need to do is present the letter when I check in. I wonder how they get around that?
So how much more weight do I have to lose before I can become a WP? (Assuming all my flights come through in the next two months?)
Infact my group of WP mates and colleagues are super fitness addicts and we recently put in a request to our QF rep for a gym at the F lounge haha!!
So you can join our sub-segment of 10% body fat or less WP's if you want !!
... and do precisely what? Ask them about their eating habits :!:I'm gonna hunt you thinnies down :evil:
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... and do precisely what? Ask them about their eating habits :!:
Contrary to popular belief not all WP are fat Tho I see alot who are... Those who have indulged a little too much in the lounge offerings over the year perhaps....
It always amazes me when I read TR's where the author:
OK, if you're a sometime-traveler, especially if you rarely get to sit in the first dozen or so rows on long flights, this behaviour is totally excusable. In fact, I'd encourage it! I get the feeling, however, that a good number of the people who write of their Bacchanalian inflight gustatory orgies are accustomed to sitting up the front. I just hope they also have a good Cardiologist on retainer for when they wake up with crushing central chest-pain at 0300 one morning! That, and an iron-clad Will.
- Arrives at the lounge 3 hours prior to STD and proceeds to sample every single dish on the menu, washed down with good deal of bubbly, then;
- Boards the aircraft, and polishes off 3 bowls of nuts and 4 glasses of bubbles prior to takeoff;
- Orders the whole full-scale extravaganza lunch, with several glasses of wine;
- Passes-out for 4 hours due to gastric overload, then regains consciousness and reaches for the snack menu;
- Chooses several items and more bubbly;
- Stumbles back from the toilet to find their bed made, passes out for another 4 hours, then;
- Awakens to a full-scale, four-course breakfast with a couple of Bloody Mary's, then after arrival;
- Staggers into the arrivals lounge for a quick shower and... A quick visit to the breakfast buffet!
The thought works for me though there is no way I could eat or drinking that anywhere near that much :!:It always amazes me when I read TR's where the author:
OK, if you're a sometime-traveler, especially if you rarely get to sit in the first dozen or so rows on long flights, this behaviour is totally excusable. In fact, I'd encourage it! I get the feeling, however, that a good number of the people who write of their Bacchanalian inflight gustatory orgies are accustomed to sitting up the front. I just hope they have a good Cardiologist on-call for when they wake up with crushing central chest-pain at 0300 one morning and need a couple of stents! That, and an iron-clad Will.
- Arrives at the lounge 3 hours prior to STD and proceeds to sample every single dish on the menu, washed down with good deal of bubbly, then;
- Boards the aircraft, and polishes off 3 bowls of nuts and 4 glasses of bubbles prior to takeoff;
- Orders the whole full-scale extravaganza lunch, with several glasses of wine;
- Passes-out for 4 hours due to gastric overload, then regains consciousness and reaches for the snack menu;
- Chooses several items and more bubbly;
- Stumbles back from the toilet to find their bed made, passes out for another 4 hours, then;
- Awakens to a full-scale, four-course breakfast with a couple of Bloody Mary's, then after arrival;
- Staggers into the arrivals lounge for a quick shower and... A quick visit to the breakfast buffet!
I'm gonna hunt you thinnies down :evil:
- Arrives at the lounge 3 hours prior to STD and proceeds to sample every single dish on the menu, washed down with good deal of bubbly, then;
- Boards the aircraft, and polishes off 3 bowls of nuts and 4 glasses of bubbles prior to takeoff;
- Orders the whole full-scale extravaganza lunch, with several glasses of wine;
- Passes-out for 4 hours due to gastric overload, then regains consciousness and reaches for the snack menu;
- Chooses several items and more bubbly;
- Stumbles back from the toilet to find their bed made, passes out for another 4 hours, then;
- Awakens to a full-scale, four-course breakfast with a couple of Bloody Mary's, then after arrival;
- Staggers into the arrivals lounge for a quick shower and... A quick visit to the breakfast buffet!
Infact my group of WP mates and colleagues are super fitness addicts and we recently put in a request to our QF rep for a gym at the F lounge haha!!
Of course, things like spare batteries and other relatively dense items have no weight at all if you are wearing them on your person.