Thanks for nothing!
07/01/2011 1:05 PM
Adam Lucius
Sportal
Thanks Cricket Australia.
Thanks for overseeing the worst Ashes campaign in memory.
Thanks for the lack of planning and forethought.
Thanks for that Indian tour you agreed to which had our Test players preparing for Australia's bouncy, seaming tracks by playing on sub-continent roads while England embedded themselves Downunder.
Thanks for sticking with those dunderhead selectors who came up with some of the worst combinations since tofu was added to hamburgers.
Thanks for signing off on selections which were harder to understand than Liz Hurley's affection for Shane Warne.
While we're at it, can you please thank Hilditch and Co for destroying Nathan Hauritz's career by not picking him and ruining Phil Hughes' by picking him.
Thanks for persevering with Ben Hilfenhaus while his bowling average was ticking over quicker than the digits on a petrol bowser.
Thanks for waiting until the fifth Test to unveil Usman Khawaja.
Thanks for allowing Brad Hodge to slip into Test retirement despite scoring more regularly than Pete Doherty.
Thanks for not employing fielding coach Mike Young for the entire series when we've got a team of Edward Scissorhands.
Thanks for not asking batting coach Justin Langer the hard questions and querying why the Australian batting line-up would find it easier speaking Latin at press conferences than actually leaving a ball outside off stump.
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Finally, thanks for throwing open the gates on the SCG on the fifth day so that every Pom in the southern hemisphere could sing about how ****e my national team is.
Thanks for nothing.