Sorry for the delay in replying. Here's my updated story
1. I have called multiple UK numbers and spoken to numerous Geordies, all of whom were outrageously kind and happy to assist.
2. However, none of them had a clue when asked very SPECIFIC questions like "How much will my pension now be?"
3. I filled in the online CF83 form about 2 months ago
4. Received a postal reply to that CF83 offering me the opportunity to top up 20 years but saying "You must pay within 31 days" with only 5 days left to pay up. It had taken 23 days for the letter to arrive!
5. Called again - a kind agent added a note to my file stating that I might pay late
6. I managed to pay the TWENTY catch-up Class 2 years on time, negating #5 above
7. I used my still active UK bank account to pay the £3,000ish top-up (Class 2 because I am self-employed) to HMRC
8. The 18 digit reference which I used was AZ123456XICDUFFA - only UK people receive 18 numbers - but it was incredibly stressful not knowing if I had sent the money to the right/wrong place.
9. I don't much like to gamble, yet here I am BETTING on my own life !!! I have already paid the money to HM and if I die next Tuesday then Chuck/Keir owe me zilch. (UK pensions terminate when one dies and your partner or kids do NOT inherit)
BUT....... If I live for just three more years, I will break even. And if I live until 82 (average life expectancy) then I am quids in!! Approx $250,000!!That's a 4500% ROI
Hesta is giving Mrs D about 7.5%