Holy Cow Batman

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I am wondering if the presence of cows contributing to the eat is a euphemism for methane being generated by cow flatus?
 
Imagine how long the thread on bad manners would be from that flight.

I understand the cows in Row 48 were first escorted through 1st class to the lounge while the other cows were onloaded.

There were still some cows that didn't turn off their mooobiles before take-off.
 
This aircraft would stink after that flight!

I'm surprised that the aircrew didn't have oxygen masks on for the whole flight :lol:
 
Were they horny cows?

I can excuse the flight crew if they were going through the motions.
 
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Wonder what the inflight moovie was?


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On arrival in London, did they need to beef up security?


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Wonder how long I could keep milking this....


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The problem with joining this thread so late is

I've herd all these puns before.

But I guess the crew really hoofed it off the flight when they got to the hangar.
 
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