I will answer ANY question about ANYTHING - HONESTLY !

[Kiwi Flyer]

How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning if the roads are blocked by snow ? (I have it on good advice that he's not allowed to take the snow plough home each night).

If he's Mr Plow he does!

 

[oz_mark]

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

 

[Yada Yada]

Um... so why did you start this silly thread?

 

[Guest]

Um... so why did you start this silly thread?

If I were to start a silly thread, I'd name it something more appropriate like..... "doots virgin blue trip report"

Mr Beam and I decided this was a good subject at the time 8)

 

[Yada Yada]

If I were to start a silly thread, I'd name it something more appropriate like..... "doots virgin blue trip report"

Ha. You don't know what you're missing.

 

[QF WP]

shameless attempt by dOOt to increase his posting numbers

 

[serfty]

shameless attempt by dOOt to increase his posting numbers

So d00t, Is this really a shemless attempt to increase your posting numbers :?:

 

[Guest]

shameless attempt by dOOt to increase his posting numbers

So d00t, Is this really a shemless attempt to increase your posting numbers :?:

2,000 posts a month accross 10 FF boards and i keep my royalties for sporting QF in my sig

good deal I think

 

[Guest]

just kidding!

 

[clifford]

Hey Doot,

What were you on when you issued that challenge?

Regards,
cliffie.

 

[Guest]

Hey Doot,

What were you on when you issued that challenge?

Regards,
cliffie.

oops didnt see you there clifford!

I was on my new Aeron enjoying company with my friend Mr Beam.

 

[BlacKnox]

Mr Beam and I decided this was a good subject at the time 8)

Mr. Beam certainly does get around; he was skylarking around Susukino with me last Saturday night .

Ok, here's my question...

Who shot JFK :?:

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

That one is easy - Oliver Stone

 

[BlacKnox]

That one is easy - Oliver Stone

Geez, I walked into that one :!:

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

Just because you are paranoid doesnt mean they arent out to get you.

 

[JohnK]

They are out to get me does that mean I am paranoid?

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

No in your case its true.

 

[JohnK]

OK d00t I have been doing some researching and would like your valued opinion on the authenticity of these claims.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Southerners assassinated both.
Southerners named Johnson succeeded both.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

 

[Guest]

in the words of penn & teller - BULLSH1T

 

[Mal]

Penn & Teller. BS! Good show.

I'll add my own comment to the validity of the claims:
http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm