So The Retreat. This is part of the mega expensive hotel with private pools and it seems about six staff per person and about one hundred security cameras.
No phones allowed although our "lifeguard" will take photos on the Retreat phone and email them to you. Never saw the lifeguard, unless he was in the security room laughing at the crazy Aussies, so no photos.
Why the crazy Aussies, because winds are so strong the airport is closed, buses are no longer driving to Blue Lagoon and our taxi was being battered like it was a super Mario cart.
Current winds
What you get at the Retreat was a private change room and access to all the spa goodies for 4hrs and you get to use the foodie restaurant while wearing a robe.
The usual tranquil "Lagoon" was throwing waves like a Bali pro surfing comp with added tornado of steam. The wind was so strong it literally was throwing water towards the sky and all we could do was laugh - we were the only people in the water because I was going to get my overpriced spa experience dammit!
At the Retreat there is also steam room, sauna, quite room, mineral room (scrubs and masks) but every time you checked something out, two or three members would pop up. So I was over it pretty quickly, but then I started to change my mind...
Sent hubby off to a in water massage so I visited the relaxation nest of hanging hammock couple seat things that overlooked the pools and it was while I was sitting in one of these things, contemplating the engineering to hold my weight, did I start appreciating the Retreat and it's no phone policy.
During those thirty minutes I got to relax and do absolutely nothing. Mainly because I was pretty sure I was stuck in the damn thing and concerned sudden movement will bring me crashing to the ground, but this was when I started to enjoy my Retreat experience
But eventually hubby came back to save me and we broke out to the Blue Lagoon side. Could only see about ten mtrs as the steam vapor was horizontal
Bondi Rescue have nothing on these lifeguards
Retreat sneaky pic
If I was to do this again, I would book the nearby Silica hotel and get spa access and visit the Blue Lagoon often.