WARNING WARNING
For first timers and even more frequent flyers - just in case you do not know - Abu Dhabi does not make boarding calls - EVER.
Even worse - their flight information signs are NOT run from the same central system but run separately in each terminal (time for music from Tales of the Unexpected).
Even if it is an Etihad flight there are no announcements outside of the lounge itself.
Just like most airports, if your connection time is 60 or more minutes then the gate allocation may not have been set (like Gatwick in the extreme instance). This particular journey our flight had just under a 3 hour gap. According to the latest online itinerary we were due to leave from the other terminal to the one we arrived at. Knowing how slow security can be we did not go to the airline lounge for snacks but went through to the other terminal. The departure flight signs did not have a gate listed just the other terminal.
So security took us close to 70 minutes to go from one to the other terminal.
Still no gate allocated but the sign in that terminal now said 'Delayed'. So we waited and waited. After another hour no change so I went to the terminal flght info desk and asked. Told the plane has not landed yet so no gate allocated. Keep checking back.
Another hour. No change to the board. Check at the desk. No change.
Another hour. No change on the board. Check at the desk. "Why haven't you gone to the gate, it is about to close?"
WHAT! But your sign, (straight in front 15 metres away) still says flight delayed.
"That's wrong, we have no control over the sign. Your flight is leaving from the other terminal."
So I rush back to our family, rousing the two youngest, grab our things and notice several dozen familiar faces (from the inward leg) and tell them what's happening. All-in-all around 60+ passengers came hurtling after us. We got to security and I called over one of the uniformed 'seniors', explained what had happened and she called out to some workers to open another lane just for us and she made a call to the queue for passengers on our flight.
BTW once through (in record time) the sign in that terminal showed a gate number for that terminal along with final call. I checked the gate location on a map and took off to encourage the gate not to close while my family and the mass of passengers behind us came through.
Once additional slight problem. The gate was closed for renovations. All hoarded up and no airline (or any staff there).
Some days just make you appreciate other days so much!
Looked around and went to the nearest shop to ask and the man there knew all about this gate and said he'd sent many people to the temporary access down stairs, left past the smoking room, right past the prayer room etc etc.
I waited for my family to arrive (overtaken by many others) and tell them what we had to do (now I'm carrying 4 carry on bags and 4 winter/ski jackets) as we make our dash back to the central stairs.
We get to the temporary access, no signs (with or without a number), go through the double glass doors and there are 10 or so EY staff standing alone in the very large room with 6 exit double doors. Outside are 3 buses with a hand full of passengers sitting waiting.
Get into the buses and take one of the longest drives ever. Guess where we get driven to? You got it! Back around to the far side of the other terminal. The plane was not at a gate but a few hundred metres away from it in the overnight parking area. As we walked past the engines they were cold.
We made it, along with most of the passenger load and the flight finally departed around 3 hours late. The pilot made up close to an hour.
After 500+ flights I suppose I was due a "Fawlty Towers" experience. Just hope it is the only one we get.
.... After this experience I have never even had the slightest urge to clap the last passenger..