NM's 2,000th post?? (No) Prize up for grabs

[serfty]

NM has 50 posts to go!

Damien time is against you.

serfty your mathematical analysis may prove the deciding factor here. :idea:

Shhhhhh :?

Should have kept my mouth shut. :roll:

Only 31 posts to go thanks to our intoxicated friend from the south-east islands. Another mini wacky wednesday!

Let's call it Wierd Wednesday!

 

[Damien]

Should have kept my mouth shut. :roll:

Only 31 posts to go thanks to our intoxicated friend from the south-east islands. Another mini wacky wednesday!

I have some xCIR22 questions up my sleeve just in case... Something tells me I won't need them though - the magic 2000 looks like it will happen before my prediction.

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

NM has 50 posts to go!

Damien time is against you.

serfty your mathematical analysis may prove the deciding factor here. :idea:

Shhhhhh :?

Should have kept my mouth shut. :roll:

Only 31 posts to go thanks to our intoxicated friend from the south-east islands. Another mini wacky wednesday!

Intoxicated - I resemble that. Wait a moment - nothing to drink yet.

 

[JohnK]

NM has 50 posts to go!

Damien time is against you.

serfty your mathematical analysis may prove the deciding factor here. :idea:

Shhhhhh :?

Should have kept my mouth shut. :roll:

Only 31 posts to go thanks to our intoxicated friend from the south-east islands. Another mini wacky wednesday!

Let's call it Wierd Wednesday!

Wierd Wednesday it is then.

 

[serfty]

... Intoxicated - I resemble that. Wait a moment - nothing to drink yet.

That's poor organisation ... I'm sure you can fix that quickly. :wink: (Got you members discount card?)

(That's post 899 for me; only one more to 900! :shock: I'm off now to catch the multi wheeled horsless carriage, if it runs :roll: )

 

[NM]

(That's post 899 for me; only one more to 900! :shock: I'm off now to catch the multi wheeled horsless carriage, if it runs :roll: )

only if its been consuming too much licorice
Congratulations on the pending millennium of posts (only 101 to go!)

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

doesnt it need legs to run?

 

[JohnK]

A golf ball runs a long way yet it has no legs.

 

[NM]

A golf ball runs a long way yet it has no legs.

Not when I swing the club, it doesn't. And sometimes I am sure it has legs as it jumps sideways off that little upturned hat its supposed to sit still on while waiting for me to clobber it into the ground or send it sailing for a wash in the creek/lake.

 

[straitman]

NM has 50 posts to go!

Damien time is against you.

serfty your mathematical analysis may prove the deciding factor here. :idea:

Shhhhhh :?

Should have kept my mouth shut. :roll:

Only 31 posts to go thanks to our intoxicated friend from the south-east islands. Another mini wacky wednesday!

Let's call it Wierd Wednesday!

Wierd Wednesday it is then.

I resemble that remark :!:

 

[JohnK]

A golf ball runs a long way yet it has no legs.

Not when I swing the club, it doesn't. And sometimes I am sure it has legs as it jumps sideways off that little upturned hat its supposed to sit still on while waiting for me to clobber it into the ground or send it sailing for a wash in the creek/lake.

We talking about the same game.

Well anyway my golf balls run a long way but I never mentioned which direction they run. :?

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

A golf ball runs a long way yet it has no legs.

Not when I swing the club, it doesn't. And sometimes I am sure it has legs as it jumps sideways off that little upturned hat its supposed to sit still on while waiting for me to clobber it into the ground or send it sailing for a wash in the creek/lake.

Its not the ball that has legs. It is the golfing gnome. Wears special refractive and green clothing hence hard to see. Too cheap to get his own balls so just uses players balls instead. He's quick and ambidextrous so mostly gets a swing just as you're doing your own, facing the other way.

 

[serfty]

... Its not the ball that has legs. It is the golfing gnome. Wears special refractive and green clothing hence hard to see. Too cheap to get his own balls so just uses players balls instead. He's quick and ambidextrous so mostly gets a swing just as you're doing your own, facing the other way.

That's why when learning, novices are told to watch the ball at all times before, during and after the swing...

I know a golfer that must have a pact with this gnome, when he enters the shrubbery to look for a ball, he always returns with a few others as well. :?

 

[serfty]

Back ON TOPIC.

As I post this NM is on 1999 posts. He's ready to swing the Guillotine at any time. (or is that 'golf club' )

 

[oz_mark]

Back ON TOPIC.

As I post this NM is on 1999 posts. He's ready to swing the Guillotine at any time. (or is that 'golf club' )

So he is, must be biding his timewaiting for the right moment.

 

[Damien]

Back ON TOPIC.

As I post this NM is on 1999 posts. He's ready to swing the Guillotine at any time. (or is that 'golf club' )

So he is, must be biding his timewaiting for the right moment.

I think he's planned it this way. We'll never hear from him on AFF again. Forever on 1999!

 

[oz_mark]

Back ON TOPIC.

As I post this NM is on 1999 posts. He's ready to swing the Guillotine at any time. (or is that 'golf club' )

So he is, must be biding his timewaiting for the right moment.

I think he's planned it this way. We'll never hear from him on AFF again. Forever on 1999!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh, nooooo, say it isn't so.........

 

[JohnK]

With only 1 post to go it is just a matter of time before the winner is declared!

Congratulations on NM on your pending 2,000th post.

Congratulations Kiwi Flyer on the closest prediction. Am I counting the eggs too soon?

   Lindsay Wilson   17/02/06 @  2:00pm (QLD time)
   MetroAir         17/02/06 @  8:00pm (QLD time)
   oz_mark          28/02/06 @  8:00pm (WA time)
***Kiwi Flyer       03/03/06 @  3:00pm (KIWI time) ***
   serfty           09/03/06 @  4:30pm (Vic Time)
   straitman        11/03/06 @ 12:00pm (Vic time)
   odoherty         13/03/06 @  7:00pm (Dublin time?)
   tuapekastar      15/03/06 @  8:00pm (Vic time)  
   BlacKnox         19/03/06 @ 12:00pm (QLD time)  
   JohnK            10/04/06 @ 13:34pm (Thailand time)
   Mal              27/04/06 @  7:00pm (AEST)

 

[oz_mark]

With only 1 post to go it is just a matter of time before the winner is declared!

Congratulations on NM on your pending 2,000th post.

Congratulations Kiwi Flyer on the closest prediction. Am I counting the eggs too soon?

Depends how long NM decides to drag this out for...

 

[serfty]

...

Depends how long NM decides to drag this out for...

Post a Goon Show or Monty Python Quote; he won't be able to reeesssiiisttt! :twisted: